Monday, January 7, 2013
Poo Party
And lo, when the Tri-Hott Bikini Hotts come together to grovel at the heart of Doucheness, then hark! the Hardyclowns will say “Yo.”
— The ‘Bag of Mormon
Jenn Pearwoman for the “win.” Although it’s a Pyrrhic victory. And by Pyrrhic, I mean doughy.
Speaking of poo…
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http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/al-roker-shart-white-house-poop-fart-dateline-gastric-bypass-surgery/
Is that a baby bump in the middle? Either way, Asian hott on the right makes up for it.
This could be like a UN meeting of hotness if someone dragged those indo-malaysiatic chicks up front, like the one in white bikini, and tell the tugboat looking chicks that someone dropped a pile of hamburgers down the beach.
I like them chicks. They smell like a nice New England Yankee Style Pot Roast with scallions, organic potatoes,
and celery.
…skidmark chest for the epic loss
…what happens when a maori wipes his ass with ya
Girl in the yellow bikini to the right of Asian hott has some flabby ass, and by the look of the cutlets under each arm, it’s not going to get any less flabby with age.
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I’d still hit it.
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…with a wiffle bat slathered in soured schmaltz and Jello pudding powder.
I have a sick fascination with the mean-looking ‘kini hott on the right. And by sick I mean I want her to spank me and make me write bad checks.
More Poo News…
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http://gawker.com/5973867/love-women-covered-in-warm-poop-theres-a-charity-calendar-for-that?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews
“tugboat looking chicks” is right up there with “she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig” from “Best Of Show”.
I’ll go get my car and give him a matching set.
Interesting that the three young ladies in front are wareing the same basic bikini. Must be a uniform of some sort. If so, where do I join? If by yellow bikini, you mean the yellow and green checked number on the upper deck, I would say she is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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“tugboat looking chick” had me rolling- fackin funny
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I picture her turning her shoulders around to reveal her face, and like that chipmunk video, it zooms in fast, and it’s Emo Hulk’s face. BAM!
If you squint your eyes,they all look like a bunch of brown hot dogs or turds just hanging there.