Thursday, January 24, 2013
Pregnant Mandouche Says, "Where's The 'Sock?"
(notes from a post-coma hospital bed)
Gach…. HoHos!! Wherefore art thou HoHos?…
‘Sock!! Wherest du, ‘Sock?! You must post in the mornings!! To keep HCwDB Running in mein absence… even ast I talkst Germanic in my haze…
Oh Black Bikini Alyson… how thine supplest of curves warmest mein freuleins and tickle my shpinkles…
Alack! I have a vision!! Black Bikini Alyson offers the hope while Pregnant Mandouche offers the abyss… I must heal myself… with the power of prayer pear!!
Brunette looks like a wholesome midwesterner that has moved west and is subsumed by the excitement aroused by the greico and bleethness.
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Did I mention motorboat?
Pregnant Mandouche may actually be lactating in this photo.
Pregnant Mandouche has too much tude for the holder of the most grotesque nipples to ever haunt these pages. I’d tap them chicks. Why do I live in an area that gets this cold? Fuck. Son.
“He’s a nihilist.”
“Must be exhausting.”
What the hell? First the disturbing photo and now the comments are looking all effed up. The original Moobs wasn’t this vomit-inducing.
Dammit; my morning post got stuck, like vomit in an unconscious Reverend’s esophagus.
It’s up now.
Re: Pear – I’d like to ghost ride her whip.
My first girlfriend had nips like Preg Man-D.
The Power of Pear is a mighty fine balm to soothe the aching joints brought on by the frigid weather. As Jonezy mentioned earlier I believe those to be some fine wholesome Midwestern naturals. I bet her nips aren’t as big as Mandouches.
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Mmmmmmm………… wholesome Midwestern naturals
He is pregnant alright. And he’s going to give birth to a great big steaming heap of hot buttered groat clusters, myyyyyy myyyyyy!!!
This place looks like GoDaddy.com fucked WordPress
Blackini has my full attention.
Best Golden Globe…
The renobbery given by Blackini is taken away by the horse in yellow and blue. Whinney. WHINNEY!
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Are you sure that Pregnant Mandouche isn’t just melting? The gravitational pull on that one is strong, similar to Jupiter’s. In a few minutes those will be divining nipples.
I do not think the sight of his odious and repugnant nipples can overcome the black bikini girl’s renoB inducing aura. Aura, I says.
That Douche’s gut reminds me of a land slip I saw in Indonesia during the monsoon season of ’74.
Pregnant Mandouche: If I just pull my shorts down a little more for that groin shave reveal it will draw less attention to my bulging stomach and my 5th grade girly breasts. Now if I tilt my head to the side and give the mean ass stare I perfected when I thirty I will be one hot piece of man crap for the ladies.