Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Sid Squisheous Hangs Out Poolside in Vegas
Sid Squisheous definitely shouldn’t have eaten the lobster.
And by lobster, he means crabs.
Yup. Another crabs joke. But that’s how Sid Squisheous rolls when he gets all up in the faux-punk aesthetic. He doesn’t deserve an original joke. So he gets the lobster/crabs.
Not sure what to do with your hottie on Valentine’s Day? Vegas has got some dating ideas. None of them involve Sid Squisheous, however. So we got that going for us.
Wow,,,,These people really still exist…Amazing…And the Ubiquitous Paper Wrist Band (UPWB) makes an appearance…
Someone buy the nott in the background another baseball hat. That’s some very unfortunate hair. Unless of course she has just come from an Aileen Wuornos look-alike contest, in which case… well done!
If I ever have a pet Humboldt squid, I will name it Squid Fishious, and it will live in my pool and I will feed it neighborhood pets and children.
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El Rojo Diablo, son.
Someone buy that nott in the background a surgical mask. That’s some very unfortunate Howard Stern face. Unless of course that is Howard Stern in which case he’s cleaned up very well.
Humboldt Squid! Have ya’ll seen these things?
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Someone buy the nott in the background a real bikini. That newspaper she used probably isn’t water resistant.
Mr. Scrotato Head FTW, but I don’t appreciate anyone doing my schtick so much better than me, so GTFO.
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@ Charles Douchwin, of course I have seen them. Usually you don’t just see one though. They are like spineless swimming wolves.
Yeah, Mr. Scrotato Head; you shouldn’t poach other guy’s schticks!
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also:
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Her head is tilted
Since the Humboldt Squid was put
In her MonkeyHole
Something I learned today…..you don’t have to be even remotely attractive to have Napkin Nights take your picture in Vegas.
I peed in a squid once
I don’t know where Wet Republic is, but I think economic sanctions are in order and I would not rule out military options.
I’ve seen that carved hair pattern while changing my baby’s diaper after he ate strained prunes.
Let’s play – Douchebag Vs Humboldt squid!
The Dosidicus gigas Wikipedia page/a>says:
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The squid uses its barbed tentacle suckers to grab its prey and slices and tears the victim’s flesh with its beak and radula.
Advantage: SQUID
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Recent research suggests they are only aggressive while feeding; at other times, they are quite passive.
Advantage: Douchebag
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Humboldt squid are among the largest of squids, reaching a mantle length of 1.5 m (4.9 ft). They have a reputation for aggression towards humans, though this behavior may possibly only manifest during feeding times.
Advantage: Draw
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They are capable of quickly changing body coloration (metachrosis) in what some researchers believe is a complex communication system.
Advantage: Draw
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Each of the squid’s suckers is ringed with sharp teeth, and the beak can tear flesh, although they are believed to lack the jaw strength to crack heavy bone
Advantage: SQUID
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Their behavior while feeding often extends to cannibalism and they have been seen to readily attack injured or vulnerable squid of their own shoal.
Advantage: DRAW
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In circumstances where these animals are not feeding or being hunted, they exhibit curious and intelligent behavior.
Advantage: SQUID
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Winner: SQUID!
I devour me some squid Yakatori style….Advantage: creature!
Death comes to Vegas.
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