Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:22 pm February, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Eee gads ! I hope brothabag Phil’s multicolored collection of douche glasses make the “lady” on the right look less like the huge f’ing dude that “she” is.

1:36 pm February, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I call for a package check on the dame on the right.

1:51 pm February, 12 hermit said...

I’d bang that tall chick in the back.

1:52 pm February, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

A call for the immediate addition of the word “unbangable” to the Oxford English Dictionary. Sheesh.

2:36 pm February, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Meet the Kardudeshians

2:39 pm February, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In other news Macho Man Randy Savage filed a police report after discovering his Wrestle-Mania I-IV glasses were missing from the glovebox of his Vega.

2:42 pm February, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Phil’s wingman, Wade Largeman, stays in the back to avoid black dress’ tuck under

4:13 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck them all.

7:10 pm February, 12 McCrude on the run said...

Rev, watch for the adipose undertow. I hate to see you stranded in some chunker’s anal ring-trap like a a crab at low tide. Ok I’d find it hilarious… But still… Have a care.

3:53 am February, 13 Guid is Good said...

Brothabag Phil needs some new shtick. Can a brother even have shtick?

4:41 am February, 13 Stephanie said...

That’s not even the how you hold the shocker! He’s making hand signs to Spock for alien sex.

9:35 pm February, 14 Anon said...

Not that it matters, but I think he’s ‘thowin’ a gang sign’,yes, ‘thowin”. A W for west side, I believe. That does not diminish the douche–quite the contrary–it intensifies it.