Thursday, February 21, 2013
Cole Howitzer Stores Stuff on His Arm
The drink suckle purity of Next-Door Katie offers sweet spackle sunshines. I would do her Econ 101 homework dressed only in a Mumu and furry slippers in the hopes that she’d let me finish her half-drunken Diet Coke.
Diet Coke should never get drunken.
Nor should the DB1 eat too many snack cake treats before lunch.
What the heck does it say on her right boob? Does it say what I think it says?
Nottadouche.
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He’s got a good thing on his (other) arm, and is being politely stoic about it.
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Good on ya’, sir.
Diet Coke = Diarrhea in about 2 hours if you ask me…
Harold Largeman, in his sportcoat and slacks, just wanted an order of fish and chips for the lunch price of just $5.95 so he could make it back to the office in time for the 1:45 pre-conference call meeting for the two o’clock conference call. Now he calls in sick due to a severe case of GSR.
He’s covering up his tatt of Stacey’s mons pubis he got done before she dumped him; he’ll need to ease Next-Door Katie into that piece of ink.
“I’m still not entirely clear on just who, exactly, wears short shorts.”
“We wear short shorts!”
“Thank you for the clarification. Good day to you both.”
@Bflak
Great eye re; her boob and I do believe you are right and that’s a bold choice on her behalf and I respect that. Her MPR calls out to all who would dare to dream of sloppy spackling goodness.
Anyone know what her boob says? I can’t read Medieval Gothic or Nouveau Douche.
I think her boob says “Born to Fu#K” or “Born to funk” which is lame.
Cole and Katie have interchangeable hip bones.
He’s storing more in his arm than he is down below, na mean?
Cole Howitzer is a great name, and I believe that would be “Born to Rock”. That o looks awfully u-ish, true, but that’s for sure a capital R, not an F. Maybe it’s “Born to Ruck”, but I doubt it.
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Clanking hipbones could be an issue for these two.