Thursday, February 21, 2013
Muggles The Wank Bothers Penelope
My Kingdom and a Horse to anyone who can explain how that Holy Sand Trail formed on Penelope’s nethers.
Best theory wins a free Schrodinger Cat Kewpie Doll. Which may or may not arrive.
Penelope shows side boob and under boob. All is well with the world! It looks like her torso got gizzed before she laid in the sand, which would be the proper use for douche seed.
I always loved Married With Children.
I wonder where Christina Applegate and her equisite breasts are now?
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Penelope tried to pee in a horse’s butt
When Penelope noticed there was a camera, she perked up her boobies but she couldn’t stop her naval from lactating maple syrup
The gyroscope in her monkey hole dripped some creamy filling
Bobby Tench dripped some flop sweat on her
Maybe it’s sugar…?
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She has breasts.
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Exquisite breasts.
Christina Applegate is sexy, cans or sans cans. I’d rub love on her scars.
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What?
That is a Jism-laden Pecker Track that was created when Muggles pulled out. Jism-laden Pecker Track, I says.
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As everyone knows, sand attaches to fresh jism like Velcro.
I second the rubbing on Cristina’s scars.
Leaking umbilical fluid is sticky?
Maybe the crust broke on her belly button and it finally drained?
Her belly button is also inhabited. Only her belly button is inhabited by drunks. She went dancing in the sand, they got hammered and puked. The vomit drained down her gut. Soon, windblown sand stuck to the drying strip of jagermeister, Bud lite, Goose, and sambuca. Now you know why they puked. Stupid belly button trolls…