Sunday, March 24, 2013
Ay La Ley Ley Ley Ley Chika Bah!!
The Middle East.
Not just for tribal wars, anti-Semitism, and falafel.
Also for douchey singers.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Sweet Allah of all that is unholy. The Taliban is shaving their chest and hanging out with Greek chicks? I wouldn’t want to pick up the bill for all that waxing and hedge-trimming. But I would like to carry out a drone strike on Pink Persian Hotts
Souvlaki Valve. And by Valve I mean her tiny off-white asshole.
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Infidels
The Kabul Kardashians?
N’ Stink
Blink B-52’s.
Blood, Sweat, and IEDS
Crosby, Saadam, and Nasser
The It Takes A Village People
The Mohammed 5
That room smells really bad.
The shirtless-pudgy-Persian men to olive-skinned hotty ratio in this video is unacceptable.
Correction, Romanian.
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Same guy, different song, this time with trannies and toothless old men dancing:
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8d_1363481821
Gypsy-Baggery is as annoying as them trying to pick your pickets in the Rome train station.
Yeah, Jacques, I was gonna say either Romanian or Albanian. My brother was stationed at the embassy in Belgrade for 5 years (which begs the question, why do we need a fuccen embassy in Belgrade) and this smacks of that region. In the family of European Nations they are the retarded cousin that lives in the barn and eats spiders.
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Me brudder was taken with a lovely olive-skinned Romanian girl and he married her and moved her to San Antonio.
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She’s already inflating at an alarming rate. Coulda told ya, Bub…
Yeah, ETD, I was hanging out with my brother when he lived in Denmark. We drove his bad ass V8 Mustang over to Brussels and watched the X-Men movie in what was touted as the largest cinemaplex on earth; it was a converted car garage which was a good idea because the floors were already sloped. You walked down the corkscrew ramp to get mass quantities of bier. It was cool watching the film in English with Belgian subtitles.
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Anyway some Gypsies got busted for smashing out the ‘stang’s window and trying to abscond with the stereo.
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Perhaps marrying one of them was a ploy to get them back. He is the rudest dude on earth. Not civil like myself.
Give her a couple years and that cute little mole on her upper lip will be the landing point for a mustache invasion.
There is plenty worse Eastern European / Baltic douchebaggery out there.
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Speaking of gypsies, I always thought this was a cool movie js based on the title alone.
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Gypo’s
Starch bomb offensive strike already underway on pinkie. Ricky Rogaine and the Albabags got matching PJs. I made it to 1:33. That’s all I got.
I don’t know where Florida Gulf Coast University is but a lotta pole is gonna be smoked tonight in a drunken enthusiastic manner.
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Coeds
Great story FGC going to the sweet sixteen.
Charles Barkley is generally a pretty entertaining guy, but dude has no business doing NCAA tournament games. He has no clue who the players or coaches are. He’s lost and confused and keeps looking at his notes which were obviously prepared for him by some flunky at CBS. Stick with what you know Chuck, the vile and despicable NBA.
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Five inches of snow on the ground and five more on the way.
Fuck this endless winter.
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Go IU
Iran So Far Away….
Men Without Heads
Rock the Kabul
The Hamas Shake
That room smells like Snooki’s under-gut flap starch.
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Just made myself puke up a spoonful of last night’s now-acidic rye.
The Rolling Stoned
Youse guys should be watching Canadian University Basketball.
My first school has been ruling for years in the Big 10 of Ontario. All Somali’s and Beefacows playing ball here. What’s playing in that American bai’m stonedll. Is it whitebread or brother-loaded teams of moo-brain? Wow ! I’m stoneed. I like cherokee blossoms in sprimg and moocow honkies in shsckles fir intersteat fraud and shit. Son. And shit. And another thing about
I know I will catch hell for this but if you didn’t see the video this would be just another half-ass eastern European attempt at dance music which is, dare I say, could have been worse.