Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Car Self-Portraits With Camera Phones
Not just for the economic elites anymore.
And remember kids, when wearing a designer sleeveless rayon/cotton hybrid, the second, third and fifth button must remain unbuttoned for proper aesthetic achievement.
Angie prefers peppermint gum to spearmint.
Even with his hair shorn, that Marty Allen can sure pull some tail.
(here would be where I’d post a link to a picture of Marty Allen, showing how similar he looks to the douchebag in the pic if I weren’t so lazy)
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Can’t remember if DW has ever covered Marty Allen’s love life, but I’m pretty sure he did Peggy Cass and Kitty Carlisle in an anal three-way while Orsen Bean watched.
Angie prefers Fish Fillets to Big Macs
Angie prefers digital entry to Louisville Sluggers
Angie prefers meatball breath to this guy’s farts
Angie prefers a donkey punch to a cleveland steamer
Angie prefers Pigdog to Schweinhund
Marty Allen was a regular in Steve and Edie’s homemade scat films and was known for his love of dirty anal. He and his partner Steve Rossi conducted an orgy in their dressing room during a taping of the Ed Sullivan show in 1964 that featured, among others, several of the June Taylor Dancers, Phyllis Diller, Topo Gigio, JoAnn Worley, Slappy White and Senior Wencas. Slappy White, I says.
She has that Librarian Thang going on.
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I’d like to make her Decimal System all Dewey.
I think this is the “before” shot, before they visit here: http://on.aol.com/video/giant-inflatable-colon-teaches-cancer-awareness-517719970
Angie, you’d better watch out for Robert Blake Jr. – the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
Once again, @DoucheyWallnuts, The Sock, Hermit and Vin have got me laughing harder than Sammy D. at one of Dino’s minstrel jokes.
This “before” photo clearly shows Ramone the mobile car detailer the two nasty fecal smears that need to be removed from the front seats.
Ya know, the way you all make fun of these “Elites” says a lot more about you than it does about them.
Et Tu, D.H.?
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Charles Douchewin: Plinky’s Mom?
Oh, no. Not me, ‘Sock.
Is this a screen capture from bad Hot Teacher Porn?