Friday, March 22, 2013
Friday Haiku
Kim Kardashian’s
Make-up artists celebrate
The end of their shift.
They don’t use bronzer
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Skittles and vodka
Ecstasy, too much dancing
Results in Puke Fest
— DoucheyWallnuts
Broseph and the
Amazing Technicolor
Dream Coat II – The Rave
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Brainless skull vacuum
Sucks pressure out of the room
Glowstick Explosion
— Justin Timberbag
Shining the Blue Light
Reveals the bacteria
That indicates Poo
— DoucheyWallnuts
labor at the rave
produces full grown offspring
scary afterbirth
Mulitcolored Mud
Wrestling Night. Two in the blue
And one in the stink.
They don’t use bronzer
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Phish fans didn’t learn
To take clothes off before the
Tie-dying party.
It puts the paint on
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The pee-pee hose.
Paint party includes
Blue, pink, yellow, green, purple
And HPV red.
I did that on a bed
Once. Chick painted my cock green.
She called it Vlasic.
As she licked his bone
She was shocked to find out there
Was no brownish paint!
Later that night no one
Noticed him let loose a brown
Cloud in the hot tub.
Broseph and the
Amazing Technicolor
Dream Coat II – The Rave
Disturbing new trend
Jackson Pollack Douche/Bleeth pairs
Paint will be outlawed
Next to the disco
A paint factory explodes
No humans injured
New Gallagher show
Puts Ed Hardy clothing through
The Sledge-O-Matic
^Broseph. That’s funny…and shit, son.
Jackson Pollock is
Rubbing one out in his grave
He missed this party
Skittles and vodka
Ecstasy, too much dancing
Results in Puke Fest
Matt Dillon’s career
In decline, covered in paint
And mugging a Bleeth
He’s covered in blood
Since tampon was taken out
Of her Monkeyhole
Brainless skull vacuum
Sucks pressure out of the room
Glowstick Explosion
There is no “Dreamcoat”
Joseph sniffs paint and cocaine
Technicolor shart
“let me share with you
a creamy treat from Harvey
it’s called a SnoBall”
Rave at L.A. Zoo
When elephant queefs on ya
Time to start mackin’
Coachella combines
Mosh pit, neon paint, barf pail
They’ll soon be bloodied
World’s worst paint store clerks
Get wasted after quitting jobs.
Boss buys computer.
Spin Art Pam receives
The Central Scrutinizer
Ice Pick to Forehead
Douchebag’s dilemma:
Huffing paint or sniffing ‘taint?
Maybe he’ll try both
Shining the Blue Light
Reveals the bacteria
That indicates Poo
Is this our glimpse of
a first natural sighting?
It’s the Easter Bag ™!!
Forensic lighting;
Grieco virus visible
Covered in poo stains.
Typhoid Tom macks on
Captured Carrie at the Rave.
Penicillin Stat!!
Picture would improve
By putting 12 gauge shotgun
Upside that blowout