Monday, March 18, 2013
Fro-Mo
If they ever cast a pseudo-punk rock ethnic Brady Bunch, Fro-Mo’s got total dibs on “Peter.”
Carly’s sultry Mayan Eye of Coitus reminds us why people frequent overpriced bars. It’s all about the fantasy. The night belongs to fantasy. Fantasy can be had. For $75-125, not including parking.
Piranha 4D – they’re waiting, in the future.
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Incase you missed the previous movie:
One of these two has a butt plug in.
Guess which one…..
He looks like he just sharted. She looks like she realizes he just sharted. That, and she wishes she hadn’t worn the high-waisted skirt, which makes her look like she has a gummy worm for a spine.
^ He probably did just shart. It probably stinks of vindaloo.
my fantasy includes Carly, a rubber hose & an inflatable wading pool filled with green jello
Fro-Mo isn’t grimacing, he’s working Kimchi out of his molars with his tongue as the photo snapped
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Carly isn’t happy about this first date at the Hot Dog On A Stick Bar and Grille
Jennifer Love-Hewwitt’s client list includes the kid who launders the post ‘massage’ spackle sheets
He may become menacing when his arms grow to 10 inches. And if he enters Pakistani puberty, which I hear smells like coriander and goat (no racist). Jim Kramer has lost more money in his MSNBC tenure than Hitler.
With the NASCAR race coming to my track here in Fontucky this weekend it’s as good a time as any to
Look at
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Danica
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Patrick’s
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Ass crack.
Carly needs a cock in her bumper. Danica needs my huge cock in her dumpster. I still have yet to find a fantasy woman that Joneses my peripheral neuropathy like this dead broad
.road. DEAD, I SAYS!
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Uh, huh. That’s nice. Meanwhile… Michelle Keegan
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’nuff said.
I got some Coitus for Carly.
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Coitus, I says.
I commend Rev Chad’s taste in dancers.
That bar is awfully bright and you just know they have a shitty selection of tunes on the digital jukebox. Fro-Mo looks like he’s just happy to be there while Carly looks like she might be down for a 3 way.
That Vera Allen could shag like a minx.
Scooby @2.22 has a point, and that sound you hear is me running away, fast.
I’d like to verify Sofia Vergara’s bra size.
Carly’s sultriness begs me to lick her legs while Fro-Mo’s grimace says “I cut my legs while shaving them.”
Thanks, Douchechamp. It ain’t often when somebody’s name loses me a keyboard. Where shall I send the bill?
I don’t know about youse guys, but when I’m awake in the dead middle of the night, in the middle of a blizzard, stoned, I get a knob on for the retarded or slutty Gypsy (respect) Sisters on the TV.
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I love whores and nuns.
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These two remind of of creamed corn.
@ The Rev – this link contains no whores, nuns, or Gypsy whorenuns, but is excellent for alleviating mid-night, mid-blizzard stoned insomnia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXzu8qgkINs
@ Charles. Good find, you beat me to it!
^ I may have locked-up a couple a’ links, but your vignettes are gassers.