Monday, March 11, 2013
Something Douchey Happened on the Way to the (Penthouse) Forum
It involved an electric razor, a twelve-pack of Bud Light Lime, and a subconscious desire to keep the encroaching, deep existential dread at bay through drugs and alcohol.
It took me several minutes to notice the haircut.
Somewhere Ron Jeremy is laid up, recuperating from his open-cockk surgery, looking at this picture and going “Jeez…sleezy…”.
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40 points from GriffinDouche for Vinnie Sleezbo sportin’ a fuccen L.V. hat.
Chapeau, I says.
I sentance thee to death for killing a Sapphic Induced renoB, Mr Hand Gesture and Mr Fuck Head.
An actual fuckhead,in the flesh.
Make that drugs, alcohol and penicillin
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The shaved word electrifies a Hegelian dialectical synthesis.
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Never before has a word written on someone’s head so poignantly resonated inside mine.
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Also, oranges are never out of season.
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Citrus groves.
This is a test…
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A test that did not work…
Let’s see if this works…
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Dammit, DW, are you following my instructions?
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That I wrote when I was drunk?
Now, we all know Shartbag = fuckhead, but is it literal here?
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I’m holding out on that until the panel helps decide.
My eyes are burning with sin!
Because nothing says, “Why can’t I find a job?” like having the word ‘fuck’ shaved on the side of your head. I thought “Idiocracy” was just a funny movie. Now I’m convinced we are destined to achieve it.
On the bright side, there’s hotts making out.
Because nothing says, “Why can’t I find a job?” like having the word ‘fuck’ shaved in the side of your head. After seeing this eyesore I now believe ‘Idiocracy’ is prophesy.
At least Chrissy and Janet are making out.