Thursday, March 21, 2013
Supermoob America Vs. The Holy Cleavite
Moobs vs. Boobs. It’s like the graphic novel that Alan Moore never come up with.
Site’s been buggy this morning. Ha to reset the server. In the meantime, mock some supermoobs.
Eight months later, and you end up with this.
Before seein’ this picture, the sight a two dames kissin’ gave me a renoB. Now, not so much.
Supermoob America is able to jump nightclub velvet ropes in a single bound.
checked into AZ Biltmore just as NFL schlubs were checking out….Phoenix is populated by old white people who come here to drive slow in golfcarts on the highway…I interpret this to be a deathwish & immediately ordered golfcart decals so I can reach ‘Ace’ status by 2p
mowin em down in the careening creature jalopy
…now for more spring training…stearing clear of Scottsdale, but, I hear of drunken coed hookers down Tempe way
I see a young Ryan Gosling and his first tucker…..and shit.
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Fuck you Ryan Gosling you dick.
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Supermoob’s weakness isn’t kryptonite, it’s gainful employment. And shit.
That dude is a MO
Supermoob American has B-ray vision. He’s attracted to butterface babes with big boobs (see above).
These girls are faking it!
Little known sartorial rule #2 – your jacket should never be shinier than your forehead.