Tuesday, March 19, 2013
The Self Made Fistaculous
The Self Made Fistaculous wants the world to know one thing: “Paper or plastic?”
Jenny from the other block sips her rum and Coke pensively. For it was overpriced.
Your humb narrs was not invited to the Game of Thrones premiere last night. Hollywood shmoes who create reality shows don’t got that sorta swag. But I don’t care. I still can’t tell what the hell is going on on that show.
The last part of this post had nothing to do with The Self Made Fistaculous or Jenny. But hey, think of it like a public diary with ADHD.
Self made tattoos are never good.
I love it it when fire comes out of a bleeths crotch!!!
Palms Pool logo appears to be palming Jenny. On the back of the logo fingers the ink says “S T D”. This will not end well for anyone involved. Which is how God intended.
“Self Made” my breakfast and shit, added water to my maple oatmeal,,….. and shit
the palms read ‘SHIT HEAD’
The tatt on his anus reads “Self Laid”.
the tatto on his penis reads “Self Played”.
Correction, the tatt on his penis reads “SE”
She has the body of a lean boy, with boobs, and me likey. I would like her to read to me in the form of literary fellatio,……..and shit.
Fistaculous’s bones are made of 3/4 inch re-bar stolen from the reconstruction project at Ground Zero.
Fistaculous’s stomach is the gas tank from a 1979 Pinto with the catalytic converter removed because Fistaculous refuses to run on unleaded fuel.
is the Palms Pool logo hiding his/her cocck?
Every letter on Fistaculous’s fingers is scratch N’ sniff, and emits a different odor.
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Like this.
Fistaculous goes the whole nine inches.
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http://www.sexhoundlinks.com/categories/pics/fisting/
She is standard issue Vegas pool skank.
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.He has the IQ of a wombat.
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.and for that last analogy I apologize to all wombats.
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DOH ! did it again. clicked on Rev’s links. I never learn. eyes need bleaching.
Self made losers are so hard to come by these days. No really.
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The good thing is that the gloves he wears when he’s working at the local Grease Monkey protect the tattoos from fading from handling all a that dirty oil.
@Scrotato Head 8:58: Does that mean if we kick him in the ass, he’ll explode?
You can almost she her mons pubis.
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and shit.
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Son
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Is “and shit” the new “son’? Son?
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And shit.
I started with “ELF MAD” and shit … ’cause y’know ELFs are MAD and shit… but my chingone Tio Mike tells me got a knuckle left on each mano, and shit, so’s…I changes it …….and shit
Plus, Jenny tells me how many to plunge up her cooch by calling the letters.,…and shit….one day I got “MA SELF” up there before I got myself up there….. get it Holmes? Pinche cabron…
…the good rev is yerman & has a yardstick tatted on forearm
I’m hoping he loses his right pinky finger in a fisting accident and he can be “elf made”
Boys, boys, boys. You got it all wrong. You, too, Chief.
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Those are her fists. The moke is holding the rum & Coke.
Anagram for “Dem Fleas”…..
Shit.
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And shit.
You know what, Rev? Despite the fact that you’re still to lazy (or retarded, or a little of both) to imbed HTML links and leave the addresses bare for all to see and logically shy away from, I still clicked on that link knowing full well where it would take me.
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Though I may dabble in the more subversive and misleading imbedded link warfare, too many regs have caught on to my modus operandi and no longer fall for my pranks.
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However you sir, make no false advertisements or hide your true motives. That verbatim link had “sex”, “hound”, AAAAAAAND “fisting” in the address path, and I STILL clicked on it.
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Not ONLY did I click on it, I scrolled down the full length of the page. And I’m not sorry or ashamed that I did.
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Not sorry, even one little bit.
Fuck you, by the way.
And this guy’s PBR liquid shits in the morning were SELF MADE.
The 1994 Camaro he had that got repoed was SELF MADE, and shit…son…and…
shit.