Twinkies Lives!!!
Call of the DB1’s suicide watch!! The greatest fuel to ever fuel self-hatred, rug sitting, and navel gazing, will continue to be artificially sweetened and processed.
Life is good.
Twinkies lives, kids. Twinkies lives.
Although I’m not sure what to make of the fact that PBR is one of the owners. This cannot be good. Twinkies will never be herpster!! I will fight this possibility to the death!!
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Hostess Sells Twinkies Brand to Investment Firms
BY MICHAEL J. DE LA MERCED AND PETER LATTMAN
Twinkies and Ding Dongs are back from the dead.
Hostess Brands, the now bankrupt owner of the cream-filled confections, agreed on Tuesday to sell the snacks — along with Ho Hos, Sno Balls and Dolly Madison Zingers — to two investment firms with a shared history of corporate turnarounds.
The deal, worth $410 million, was struck nearly four months after the last Twinkie rolled off the baking lines.
When Hostess, unable to reach a deal with its bakers’ union, announced in November that it would wind down operations, it set off waves of nostalgia for a symbol of American junk food. As recently as Tuesday, sellers on eBay were seeking to fetch as much as $250,000 for two boxes of Twinkies.
The sale will mean that Twinkies, born more than 83 years ago in an Illinois industrial kitchen, will live on, having survived wars, recessions and the South Beach and Dukan diets.
The new owners will be Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Company, which owns Pabst Blue Ribbon and Vlasic pickles. C. Dean Metropoulos, the food industry veteran who leads the firm that bears his name, is expected to become the chief executive of the snack business.
The deal includes five Hostess factories, which the buyers hope to restart so to begin restocking shore shelves by the summer. And the new company will almost certainly feature the Hostess name.
“There’s a great consumer fan base that hasn’t declined,” Daren Metropoulos, one of Mr. Metropoulos’ sons and an executive at the family firm, said in an interview. “We saw a real opportunity to revitalize these brands, just with some T.L.C.”
That may come in the form of what the younger Mr. Metropoulos deemed “guerrilla marketing,” much as his firm has done with Pabst Blue Ribbon. Social media like Twitter are expected to play a big role going forward, he said, and comedian friends like Zach Galifianakis may be drafted as spokesmen. (Will Ferrell, for instance, has starred in commercials for Old Milwaukee beer, part of the Pabst family.)
The business’ new owners also hinted that Twinkies might find a home in a broader array of stores, including discount retailers like Dollar General. Healthier options, like 100-calorie snack packs, are also expected to make an appearance.
Yet the buyers are unlikely to rely as heavily on a unionized work force as the old Hostess did.
“We look forward to discussing opportunities for our members with new ownership, and add value to the revival of these products,” David Durkee, the president of the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union, said in a statement.
Apollo and Metropoulos emerged from what at one point seemed like a crowded field of bankruptcy bidders for the brands. At one point, more than 100 parties had expressed interest in Twinkies, a group that included international food giants and private equity firms.
But by 5 p.m. Monday, the deadline for bids, the only qualified offer came from Apollo and Metropoulos. Advisers to Hostess canceled an auction scheduled for Wednesday morning and declared the two the winner.
“It’s not that we lacked interest,” Gregory F. Rayburn, the Hostess chief executive, said in an interview. “Other bidders felt that they could not top the price.”
The new owners bring significant food industry expertise to the deal.
C. Dean Metropoulos has worked side-by-side with private equity firms on his deals in the past. He oversaw several food transactions for the Dallas private equity firm Hicks Muse Tate & Furst, including International Home Foods, the parent of Bumble Bee Tuna and Chef Boyardee.
Mr. Metropoulos, who has a net worth of $1.2 billion, according to Forbes magazine, made a splash in 2010, when he acquired Pabst Blue Ribbon for $250 million. Pabst — known as P.B.R. among the beer-drinking crowd — has experienced a renaissance in recent years. Mr. Metropoulous’s sons, Evan and Daren, work alongside their father at the firm, based in Greenwich, Conn.
Still, reviving Twinkies and Ring Dings could be their highest profile turnaround.
As for Apollo, the private equity firm has deep experience with food-related investments, having previously owned stakes in the grocery-store chains Ralphs and Dominick’s.
Apollo currently holds a controlling stake in Sprouts, a large natural food store chain in the Western United States that, presumably, will not be selling Twinkies and Ding Dongs.
The sale is not done yet. It requires the approval of the federal bankruptcy judge overseeing Hostess’ Chapter 11 case. A hearing has been tentatively scheduled for March 19.
Hostess is still selling its other remaining brands, including Drake’s snack cakes. Those auctions are expected to conclude by early next month.
Mr. Rayburn said that at some point, Hostess executives will celebrate by popping open a bottle of Champagne.
For his part, Daren Metropoulos said that he and his family would sample some new batches of Hostess product — “and probably crack open a cold P.B.R.”
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This picture would be perfect if they were kissing, as well….
Mmmm…….Cleavite.
I look out past the harbour to Nun’s Island and see a cobbled Habitat of Moishe Safdie’s architectural turds. Expos.
Bridesmaids
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Bridesmaids tipsy on pink champagne and jello shooters
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Bridesmaids tipsy on pink champagne and jello shooters sampling Twinkies
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Bridesmaids tipsy on pink champagne and jello shooters sampling Twinkies while Groomsmen make remarks about cream/cum
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Bridesmaids tipsy on pink champagne and jello shooters sampling Twinkies while Groomsmen make remarks about cream/cum filling and have farts that smell like wasabi peas and cheap draught beer
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Bridesmaids tipsy on pink champagne and jello shooters sampling Twinkies while Groomsmen make remarks about cream/cum filling and have farts that smell like wasabi peas and cheap draught beer and expect the Bridesmaids to give them uninhibited , emotionally charged, unremorseful sloppy drunken sex after over helping them to over-imbibe
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Bridesmaids tipsy on pink champagne and jello shooters sampling Twinkies while Groomsmen make remarks about cream/cum filling and have farts that smell like wasabi peas and cheap draught beer and expect the Bridesmaids to give them uninhibited , emotionally charged, unremorseful sloppy drunken sex after helping them to over-imbibe even though they have nothing to wear and will walk back to their room the next morning wearing a crumpled Bridesmaid dress and running mascara stopping only to throw up in a rubber potted plant
I got a cream-filled Ding-Dong those Bridesmaids can munch down on next.
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It’s sitting in my pantry. They’re welcome to it. Seriously.
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And my dick.
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King Dons.
Not so fast, Tough Guy.
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The PBR people bought Twinkies.
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Please video your head as it explodes, and have one of the regs upload it.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/pbr-twinkies_n_2867267.html?utm_hp_ref=business
Strapless gowns are good fashion, for the ladies. Real ladies. Fool me once, well – do the math.