Monday, March 4, 2013
Vinny Farfalla and Slutty Suzette Experiment with Chains
The way Vin and Suzette see it, chains are a metaphor for the thematic constrictions of societal imposition.
As our consciousness forms, we intuit the structural norms as understood by the cultures and institutions we abide in. Slowly, our true selves become more and more alienated by this breakdown in the symbolic and structural orders of consciousness.
The only solution to resolve this alienation?
Lots of chain-link butt paddle.
Ubiquitous Red Cup sternly, and with great consternation, shakes its red plastic outer rim with anger at this cohabit.
The inequity of Orange (no respect) makes me want to retract my penis ante-sinkhole style? I’m drunk son. Son. DOOBIES AFTER 8.
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The pale white contrasting with the Cheetos® orange tautness of inner boob reveal confounds.
Wrong outfit, Suzette. You really need the iron bikini from Turd Wars: Return of the Douchebag.
They look like fun
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If your idea of fun is having your teeth scraped at the dentist while having a knitting needle rammed up your urethra as alley cats fuck in your lap during a Joe Girardi (with braces) post-game news conference full blast on the TV and a YouTube loop of Snooki squating on the shitter playing non-stop and 2 inches from your face on an iPhone …..
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…. Yeah, fun
Holy Shit…I’m filing an official request to reuse this photo for Friday Haiku…WTF…?
While I”m in “petitioning The Boss” mode…
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This just in…brightly colored hair dye causes aggressive mental retardation…
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Can we please create some new category for Astounding and Long-Term Douchebaggery for Pompous Fuck Stick Dennis Rodman? He launched out of the pit of irrelevancy into the stratosphere of Willful Stupidity with his visit to North Korea and subsequent endorsement of chubby-cheeked self-genocide expert Kim Jong Un.
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Does this meat-locker temp IQ’d dipshit understand that Kims Jr. and Sr. have caused the deaths of more humans than people he’s MET?
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We need to resurrect some version of Larry Flynt’s Asshole of the Month just for this slack-jawed butt crust, who apparently is unaware of North Korea’s vow to DESTROY THE UNITED STATES? Y’know…where Dennis RodMunch LIVES?
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Dribblers.
They’ve been remodeling the kitchen since 2009, but it’s tough, what with the high price of pleather and fake blood and all.
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I bet she makes him lap water out of the toilet while she burns his scrotum with a curling iron and cigarettes.
Slutty Suzette is still reeling after catching her husband, Luca the general manager at AutoLand on Route 22 in Union NJ,, schtupping their babysitter. So, as she lashed out and put her Quim back on the market, she decided shed’d humiliate her husband, and herself, by counter-schtupping Troy, the handyman at their condo complex in Garwood.
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This photo was taken at Troy’s annual metal party at his buddy’s parents house in Roselle Park. Suzette posted this photo on her Facebook to make Luca jealous. Instead, Luca started banging Ashley, the 19year old who works the courtesy desk at AutoLand.
Luca is the man and I agree with DSock. How the fuck did Rodman even get into NK?
will her skin colour return to normal once the encrusted butt plug is removed after four funk filled weeks?
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…& what will come out? does it dribble or gush?
This is why Magnum and Mrs Magnum never partake in any of that swinging, wife swapping, group S & M shit. These are the people you end up with.
Via: Puck Bunnies
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We were sucking Doug Gilmour’s (that guy is as dumb as fuck)’s cocck . Those dudes are hung.
Kate Upton is ripe.
Being the son of Michael Berryman has it’s privileges. The Hills Have Eyes indeed, and my eyes are on her hills.
creature killed my renoB, but that was a very funny splatoclasm!
btw, Dennis Rodman is a retard, and should be ignored. By everybody, including and not limited to the POTFUS.
I see her with a jaundiced eye, him with the white eye, and both of ’em with the nekkid eye.
It gave me the red eye. Had to add some color to the drab black,just sayin’.
Dennis Rodman and Jane Fonda ought to get together and cavort with each other instead of cavorting with the ENEMY.
I do not approve of the ubiquitous red cup being used to collect specimens.
Count your blessings Vinny, you lumpy bag of shit. You don’t deserve her.
Nice job on the drywall.
“It’s better than another handjob from Thing” shrugged Uncle Fester.
Hermit @6:35… looks like the reno job halted while they pay off her boob job. Actually, I’d probably make a similar $$ allocation choice as well, so I suppose I shouldn’t mock.