Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Vinny Farfalla Approves of Slutty Suzette's Bumper
Good news! Unlike the DB1’s old broken down 1995 Toyota Celica, owned from 2001-2007, Slutty Suzette’s bumper passed its California smog emissions test.
Chalk up one benefit to gluten-free dieting.
Whenever I put two fingers that close to a woman’s ass, they usually disappear.
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I am digging Slutty Suzette and her Orange Hue. She has a Kristen Bell meets a Cheeto-with-a-Snapper kind of a vibe. Am I right when I say that?
She has nice small hands. Suitable for pulling bats out of bald Dracula’s cave.
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“Pull up to the Bumper”, yes indeed Grace Jones FTW.
Looks like she took a ding in the bumper.
Shape. Proof of Einstein’s “curved space-time” theory.
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Relativities
Wallnuts, you are right when you say that. Where’s my 5 bucks?
“Spill in Produce Aisle”
When is the Dear Rev segment? If Vinny Farfalla is hitting that then I’m pissed.
I find no cabbage helps.
Vinnie’s got one of those Hindu “Eye of Coitus” marks on his hand. D’ya hear that? That’s the sound of me running away from this pic. Like a 4.4 40 speed.
It’s 5 Clams, Dude.
With an exhaust system like that, Suzette can get away with just about any emissions she wants.
Suzette puts “I’m exhausted” in a hole new context.
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Gracias para las cinca almejas, Senior Wallnuts!
@Et Tu
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It will return. I have to catch up on my studying now that I’m working. I’ll try to answer your hockey question when I get bent later.
Once again, dome shadow gives way to evidence of receding hairline. That awful shit shirt and staph infected hand will never compensate. Never!
Well, since Baron Von Goolo is M.I.A. again (his solar allergies are probably acting up once more…) I shall call out Vinny Farfalla on his behalf…
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Michael Berryman had a son?