Monday, April 22, 2013
A Very, Very, Very, Very Hott Woman Named Sophie Poses With Fratpud Wally
Very, Very, Very, Very Hott Woman Named Sophie (VVVVHWnS) knows perfectly well that she is very, very, very, very hott. She does not need every man within a 1/4 mile radius to remind her.
Nonetheless, every man within a 1/4 mile radius will remind her.
Because that’s what men do.
VVVVHWnS must come from the planet Hercury.
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XXXoplanets
Where is this place? Scroteland?
Gonad Grove?
Pudenda Place?
¿ La Playa Huevos?
Teabag Terrace?
Giggle Berries Way ?
Flaccid Forest ?
Behymen Boulevard ?
Fratachusetts?
.
Too soon?
Is Sophie the one in the floral sofa covers? I can’t tell.
Sophie’s Choice. Why yes, yes she is.
Darksock peed in this horse’s butt , but he jizzed in the chick’s vaginalalalalalal… alal
VVVVHWnS I dare say has seen its fair share of man curdle.
She does too many sit-ups. Speaking of sit-ups, I woke to a horrible dream last night. It started out good. The young Mrs. Kroeger had been re-animated, fun, fresh from Cindy Crawford’s Youthful Essence, and a tight virginal pussy. I was eating her hard like I do and particularly hard because of her youthful essence and virginal fuck box. Then I detected a note of Pedigree and drool running down my face. I was pretty stoned last night but not that stoned cause it was a work night and shit. I woke with a yeasty rash on my face in the basement with an old she-dog spooning me on the floor with a bloody vulva and a smile on her face.
I had a great line about who would win in a fight, Veronica’s thighs or Sophie’s abdomen and then I read the Rev’s story and threw up.
Fuckin’ Rev!
She’s pretty. And probably doesn’t know it. Except for the opposite of that.
Rev FTW!