Ask DB1: The Bleeth/Baguette Dichotomy
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This picture begs the question: Can a female be a douche? Or is the evidence of a rampant Bleeth-soul-infestation (coke/meth’d out expression/plaything to smeared-mascara-lit-to-their eyeballs-party-choads) enough to condemn her for her poor recreational choices while, at the same time, praying for her soul?
For as much as we want to save the Bleeth, we must use equal efforts to mock the slime who tempt and destroy them.
But something tells me this young lass had as much to do with her dignity’s defenestration as any of the dudes in the picture. Thus, must she be considered every bit the douchebag as the dudes — just as she must have been considered a likely candidate for a double or triple penetration sometime later in the evening depicted.
I will take my answer off the air.
Choad the Douche Sprocket
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Not all Bleeths can be saved. As mentioned in this bestselling book of 2008/2009, stage-3 and stage-4 Bleeths are beyond hope, and should be mocked in accordance with the proper bylaws of standard douche mocking.
Yuck. This scene is dripping with the stench of, uh, stench
gang bang imminent…& redtube posting that will forever ‘dog’ this misguided wench
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opportunists
Porn poo.
Darla was enjoying the Skrillex show until the referee declared a Ruck and was thenceforth mauled by Springboks Wikus Van De Merwe and Joost van der Westhuizen, who was wearing a lovely shade of silver eyeshadow.
…& mothers weep!
She is Gang Bang Fodder. Fodder, I says.
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This photo was labeled prosecution exhibit “A” in the trial. All three defendants were found guilty.
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of extremely bad taste in women.
Defenestration, I says.
I know a couple gals that have reached the point of demenustration…& shit
Finger dude in back pulled his fist out of Tanboy to pose for the photo, then feverishly returned it to full piston
Mrs. Kroeger had hysterical menopause at 41 and she’s still as juicy as a black cookout.
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What!
Slutty Susan up there is as juicy as the overripe pineapple Mr. Digit just had stuck up his ass.
This is a Guggenheim candidate, reminiscent of Fuseli”s “The Nightmare.”
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Only instead of oil on canvas the medium is douchebags on bath salts.
This photo has the English on holiday written all over it.
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Limeys..
Ziggy Stardust’s make-up artist says sorry.
My question is, at what point does a gang bang become gang rape? And then at what point does it go back to being a gang bang?
I think Sweaty Sarah is about to find out.
2008??? It’s been that long? Fuck – how time flies.
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I know her…the guys are gay.