Pinkubus
Once, back when I was working as a mule breeder and horse whisperer for a traveling carnival in Dubuque during the rainy season, I ran into a Pinkubus.
It was half-feral. Possibly starving. Crouching by the side of the road.
At first I saw it out of the corner of my eye. The touring wagons has pulled over at a regional bank on the outskirts of Bismark to resupply on wood grain and lemon marmalade. The Viscous Twins, one of the star attractions in General Aladin’s Sideshow, had a nasty case of the runs and so we had to stop for quite some time while Old Ma Weinstein tended to them with a case of castor oil and a wick of bronzer.
I wandered to the edge of our motley encampment to smoke a cuban and ponder a recently reread copy of Joyce’s “Chronicles of an Irish Ball Fondler” when I saw it.
A real life Pinkubus.
The kind you only read about in children’s books and Archie Comics.
There it was. By the side of the road.
In a high pitched squee it called out to me, “Hiiiiii!… Yooo hooo!!.. Check out my pecs!!… I’m a vegan!… Do you think it’s gonna rain?… I hate Justin Bieber!”
Pinkubii were known to spout inanities.
I scrambled for my Kodacrome to record the event for posterity, but it was too late.
The Pinkubus scrambled back into the underbrush, never to be seen again.
The only pinkubus I want to see is hers, while she fondling my Irish balls.
This guy is why the terrorists hate us. The girls are why they stay.
A vile case of eurobaggery, I believe he is of the Scandia region Pinkubii.
Pinkubus are also known to frequent men’s washroom stalls where they perform various unnatural acts (in the biblical sense) with other patrons. I saw it on a National Geographic special.
It’s Pecubus. Pecubus, I says.
Lol @ Db1. This story could have been made into a short that would have been shown before “Water For Elephants” in theatres
…if I ask nicely, can I play squash w peachies melons
…pretty please
pink holsters push brooms up his rectum….he puts the wide end in first….makes for broad shoulders
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sweepers
Nice work DB1, love it!
Pinkubus is Bigfoot’s bitch.
All four only go the the club for photo ops. While I can understand the two blond girls doing this shiz, it’s suspect behaviour for the two girls on right.
Big blondie boobs may be King of Sears’ Hello Kitty Hott. She may be wearing too much clothing to tell, though
Eurovision time again already?
Pinkubus. That’s funny, Son. A true douchebag. Almost retro douchebag and shit. I’m http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs out a here cause it’s too hot in pants. I need liquor. I am the liquor.
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Lindsay Lohan & Brittan Spears on HCwDB!!
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As The One True Fan of Hello Kitty Bleeth of King Of Sears Fame, I can assure my esteemed colleague, Vin D, that is not her.
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And if my whole fucking computer – with monitor – hadn’t been absconded with as a “criminal tool”, I would post some of my fine Photoshop work to prove it.
“Extra Rigid Cockk Rocker”
Pinkubus borrowed one of blondie’s shirts. After all, it fit “tho well.”
Pinkubus may be HCwDB’s first belated Weekly winner (loser).
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Wait, no Weekly for Monday? For the last few Mondays? I think I missed the memo on that and something called the “TPS report.”
Pinkubus has a place in the DB o’ the Year.
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Homo-Clavicles
Albanian ABBA tribute band?
Pinkubus says never borrow your girlfriend’s Tshirt when you are going out. Especially if she is the one in orange above.
Pinkubus says real men aren’t afraid to wear pink.