Thursday, April 11, 2013
"Are you The Gatekeeper?"
I don’t know about you, but this HCwDB version of the Ghostbusters scene where Zuul meets Vinz Clortho is all sorts of wrong.
I hereby object to remaking any more classic 1980s movies in a contemporary milieu.
Unless that film is “Just One of the Guys” and features CGI young Sherilyn Fenn.
That link is “FORBIDDEN”, chief.
With that bummin’ face and box-y body I could still find billions of reasons to fall madly , head over heels in love with Tori Spelling.
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G-d Bleeth us all, Amen.
“NO!”, Tori exclaimed to the Genie, “I said I wanted a man with a huge-ass cock, not a huge brass lock!”
@ Vin:
You sure about that? Son?
Holy jeeexus…did horseface, 90s asshat have a mid-life bleethis?
That is one gaping key hole.
Toris’ not so bad when the moon hits her just right, at the proper distance and she has a large check tucked into her bra.
Sherilyn Fenn was major wacking material 20 years ago.
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.Wacking material, I says. (NOT in the DoucheyWallnuts sense of the word)
….the only thing worth wacking at Tori Spelling is a 2X4.
What the choad said! ^^^^^Son
That guy looks like he needs help figuring out how to use that thing. Better call a locksmith. Hey, who here is still wanking it to pics of a young Mary Tyler Moore? Anyone? Okay just me then. #dudeswhowankittoyoungerpicturesofdeadandoldactresses.
^ I’ve managed to seamlessly transition from young Rhonda Shear on USA to old Rhonda Shear on QVC.
Zuul knew what it was like to be roast in the depths of a Slor that day, I can tell you.
Is that Tori Spelling or Slash with blonde hair and no top hat?
“Boxing Helena” fucked me up. Bad. But in a good way.
@’Sock, 9:40 a.m. –
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“Tori Swelling”
No, I will *not* do a Photoshop mashup of Slash & Tori Spelling.
Speak of the devil, from The Usual Gang Of Idiots!
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http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/04/11/celebrities-without-their-makeup-vol-3
Sherilyn Fenn side boob. She gotta nice set of twin peaks there.
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She can lady my log anytime.
Don’t worry Helix, I’m on it:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2447142/torislash7-640-80.jpg
Oh, and Sherilyn is super yummy.
FF: That’s some fine work! I would’ve only done a side by side pasting.
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But I didn’t.