Tuesday, May 14, 2013
A Whole Lotta Lumps
I’ll say this for Veg Armstrong, aka Peter Pumpin’head and Mary Mammageddon, he sure can pick a shooter humper full of dumpster crabs.
Lets move on before I get crabs of the eyeball.
In a related story, Crabs of the Eyeball was the best novel in Piers Anthony’s Xanth series.
Shite, my narcissism alarm just vomited and killed itself. I can almost hear the squeeking of fake and tightened body parts.
Get some, indeed.
Gag.
Look, I know Mary M. has already been proven to be a shemale (pre or post IDK), but yah, it would be worth a hatephuck or 2. No?
Pete Puma is not amused.
All I see is three dudes in this picture. Am I missing something?
….and how in the hell do you get a bicep smaller than your forearm?
Wait, which one’s Peter?
From left to right: dude with shriveled testes, former dude, really ugly chick who looks like a dude.
Good Lord is that Mary Mammagedden? And what’s with bleeth on right? Sheesh, this site!
so do these gals inject their bewbs with the same thing he puts in his arm?
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roiders
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thing on far right has roadkill mug!…wow!
Even Beverly Hills plastic surgeons hide their eyes from these trolls
Left to right:
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Shrek
Fiona
Donkey
The spam filter’s acting up, so apologies if some comments get delayed before posting. I blame Plinky’s mom.
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– Management
Two Men and a Ugly.
Two Men and a Blumpkin?
Horton Shat a Who
Looks like Peter’s nursting a broken wrist. To his credit it does look like he punched Ben Stiller in the face quite a few times before it gave out.
Well, Mary M is trying to give us a glimpse behind the curtain. Tho I will say that there doesn’t seem to be any carpet, so I have guess it’s a hardwood floor there.
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I also wouldn’t want to run into Peter & Mary’s friend, I’m going to call “her” Paul, in a dark alley. “She” might do terribull things to me.
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Terribull, I says.
Peter will be dead by year’s end. He’s looking bad. His face is fucked up.
Xanth reference. Classic. I read every one of those when I was like 12. Good to see I wasn’t the only one. Stuff like this is why I love this site. I am now in a great mood.
What is seen cannot be unseen.
DW speaks the truth. His penis actually died already. That poor creature never had a chance judging by the Armstrong wrist death grip
You been douchin’ baby I’m not foolin’
Steroids and silicone, you been abusin’
Way way down inside, Peter you need
You gonna’ get ya’ some lumps
You gonna’ get ya’ some lumps
Want a whole lotta’ lumps
Want a whole lotta’ lumps
Want a whole lotta’ lumps
Want a whole lotta’ lumps
^ Nice.
@MSH & the Ben Stiller face FTW!