Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:30 pm May, 21 Shaft Junk said...

Just cuz you work at T Bell don’t mean you don’t got swagger. You go Felipe. Just was your hands before you make my Gordito Crunch Supreme.

1:33 pm May, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m gonna say that whist mock is good, claiming that Antoine works at Taco Bell is a low blow. He has more of the Applebee’s/Bennigan’s/TGI Fridays kinda vibe.

1:51 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Family. Photo. Ever. Why is his mother in her undies? What is she whispering in his ear? (“You’re late for work?”) Why is his sister there? Why is he almost naked? Is this somewhere in the Ozarks or Appalachians? Did they vote for Mark Sanford?

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Too many questions.

1:59 pm May, 21 Charles Douchewin said...

This is a highly magnified image of the dust mites in my black leather couch.

2:23 pm May, 21 creature said...

is it possible that his dream includes warm lard, silly putty, ping pong paddles & electro shock therapy?

…cuz that would be proper

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Jungians

2:45 pm May, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I know this is the type of photograph that’s supposed to give people of both sexes a boner, but all it does is give me the desire to shoot myself.

3:09 pm May, 21 creature said...

prison has changed

3:33 pm May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where’s my fucking pear?

3:47 pm May, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Will someone explain the difference between “sexy” and the slack-jawed, vacant-eyed look of a borderline retardate to right hott.

5:44 pm May, 21 creature said...

@ dude mc c

jynx maze…heh heh

5:51 pm May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Sock

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It has been brought to my attention that you do not intend on bringing the Pear. I haven’t been so steamed since I found out Stretch Cunningham was a Jew. Meatheads, Son.

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Your’s Trulylike,

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Archibald W. Bunker

7:11 pm May, 21 The Dude said...

Who names their kid Antoine?

8:36 pm May, 21 DarkSock said...

Refresh yer page, ya randy Canadian…