Thursday, May 16, 2013
Bad Fro Days
We’ve all had ’em, Kenny the Engineer and Part Time Roadie for rising hip-hop supergroup “B12 In Yo’ Azz” (they’re big in Belgium and France).
So hells, I’m inclined to give you a nottadouche and a goinpeace.
Stephanie, I’d like to see you behind the amp highrise in section 12. We have business to discuss.
And by business, I mean my pouring crumbled saltines and melted pop rocks into your sensible-but-stylish Sketchers, swirling them with purple drink, and then guzzling the whole thing while moaning in post-priapic pre-orgasmic ecstasy like a confused wildebeest that lost its bearings during northern hunt.
Lucky man, that Kenny.
It takes a lot of patience to bonsai your hair like that.
I cringe at the possibility of the insensitive comments that could be aimed towards these two with regard to the mixed racial nature of their obviously harmonious relationship.
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That being said, have any of youse heard the joke about the Titsune and the drug-addled blonde stripper on their wedding night?
she is delicious…hope she gave him that bed head with insatiable desire for knotted rope!
I had to Google that one, DW… and my repertoire of racial pejoratives is as deep and vast as the unkempt pubic forrest of any Turkish woman.
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Kudos
He is not my kind of Mulatoo. She is the kind of girl you fuck in the ass from behind standing up against the hotel room window with after pleasuring her in the way you do with your Moses-sized schwantz. and shit. Son.
He spent time in the mirror until he looked at his hair and said, “Nice, let’s go”
I think he was goin’ for the Nagasaki ‘fro:
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http://leanblitz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/01-Mushroom-Cloud.jpg
Stephanie is so stoned she thinks she’s standing beside Barrack Obama’s Kenyan half-brother from Hawaii.
Stephanie looks shallow and vacant. That is very attractive in a woman.
This is the dude from The Weeknd:
https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=600&q=weeknd&oq=weeknd&gs_l=img.3..0l10.620.1583.0.1973.6.6.0.0.0.0.178.549.4j2.6.0…0.0…1ac.1.12.img.0yJeWsusyuk
Rock star leniency rule?
UUUUM, I’m pretty positive that is Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd aka one of the most talented musicians alive and definitely not a douchebag. Since this site isn’t “Hot Chicks With Actual Rockstars,” I think this one is a mistake 🙂
Funny, pithy thread from the regs.
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Once again, gotta give props to Mr. Wallnuts.
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Of course, this isn’t a contest. So please, no wagering.
His hair styling looks like it was done by the Tsarnaev brothers.
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Too soon?
She has her hair over her left eye because it’s missing. She’s special. She gets it in FOUR holes. She’s the squicking Queen…
@TomBomb and @Dizzle, read the text, I gave the dude a nottadouche and goinpeace. I just lust after his ladyfriend and thus we celebrate the suckle thigh.
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– management
He has that “Shit, they took the pic when I was trying to accidentally poke her boob with my finger” look.