Monday, May 20, 2013
CAPTION THIS PIC (special "it gets the hose" edition)
Bob’s dockside gerbil-style vodka dispenser was an instant hit with his bar customers.
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She puts the pasties on before she gets the hose. The beer hose.
Why is it always the ones we don’t want to see, the ones we see.
Mr. Gere, your “drink” is ready.
“Syphoning deisel fuel” is the new “Type 100 words per minute” on resumes
UCLA freshman , Hiba, tosses off her blue hijab and joins Theta Kappa Phi
Free set of jelly pasties with each successful chug.
Thank god that’s not my daughter!
Training for the budding porn star took an unexpected turn when Johnny Long filled is Jesus-sized condom with beer instead of man mustard.
Good seal with the lips, hand position looks good, she’s about to raise that pinky… i’m gonna say 9.7.
Of course the girl with thick ankles and one boob that hangs noticeably lower than the other one goes topless. At least her measurements are easy to remember. 36-36-36.
I think it’s safe to say who that can of Pringles belongs to.
If the bilge pump fails we have a back up.
The manatee with pasties is strangely alluring in a beerchugging with her gunt sort of way.
Auditions for Teen Mom XIII got off to a rousing start when Farrah Fucckfaster not only “walked the walk” but “swallowed the swallows” of all the cast AND crew. From the upcoming season. And the past 12. At one time.
It puts the pasties on its nips or else we lose our lunch again.
What I want to know is how they got the donkey up in the air in the first place.
So I’m guessing that the CEO of Yahoo isn’t going to be data mining this pic for a tutorial on how to use Instagram?
After hearing the urban myths about Elton John and Jon Bon Jovi, Jenny thought she’d give it a try anyway.
Look Ma, no brains!
I want to see the look on her face when she finds out it isn’t mayonnaise.
It puts the bong in
It’s mouth or it get’s the hose.
The impeller hose.
I think I had to putt a golf ball through that gaping maw one time to get to the next hole with the windmill.
It takes the whole load
Or it gets the hose. The gang
Bukkake cum hose.
It puts my cock in
It’s mouth or it get the hose.
Jesus-sized hose. What?
I’d give them both the hose.
Clara realized that the only way to top the infamous “two girls one cup” video was a stealthy approach to the poop cruise ship and this here hose.
“RICOOOOOLA!”
The roadies allowed the groupies to service Optimus Prime one at a time.
Gorbytits can’t wait for her turn!
Regs got their A-game material going today. Too damn funny, bros !
Agree with MDPI. This is one of the best threads I’ve seen in a while. Kudos to all of you. And by “kudos,” I mean tasty chocolate covered, chewy granola snack bars.
Jane also works in the ‘Glory Hole Lounge’ as a push-me-pull-you
Cummere….I got the antidote in this here tube!
you should see what she can do with a girraffe
it’s good to be the Captain
Jane has a great career in politica ahead of her
the slips at “We Chug You” marina sold out in record time
Jane played tuba prior to Ubangi horn
another graduate of Samurai Scrote school of topside boat maintenance
when they sang ‘…sister helped to trim the sails’ I pictured something altogether different
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hallelujah!
Long Bone Jethro was just airing it out when this skiff came along
And a beer bong for the lady?
a new approach at colonic…digestive tract reversal
in mississippi, hose sucks you
At least pornstars can play the economic card say they are in it for the money. This chick is doing hose porn for about 35 cents worth of PBR.
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BTW, mad props to however thought to bring that bottle of astroglide on board.