Thursday, May 2, 2013
Dirk Makes the Pukeface
Remember kids, Puke Face is inversely proportional to likelihood of post-party cubble bobble.
And if you don’t know what cubble bobble is, then you ain’t been to Albuquerque.
HINT: It involves Holy Yellow Triangle.
Holy yellow triangle reveal. She’s as smooth down there as a bar of soap covered in baby oil.
The Old Choad had a receptionist once with lips as bright, glossed and pouty as you could want on a twice-divorced MILF with a body from god, the soul of a fallen Catholic, and taste from K-mart (by way of Mary Kay). We’d while away our lunch hour in a nearby garage, in my parked car, listening to time worn and treasured tunes on the FM in my Mercury Cougar as I proof read interrogatories as she alternated between carefully fixing her make-up (giving special attention to proper, thickly applied lip maintenance) and humming along with the songs whilst giving me a jackpot hummer that would have made Madelyn Murray O’Hair see Jesus.
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Some days, I’d have so much waxy paint on my tighty whities they looked like a finger painting at a school for retards.
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Good times….until Mrs. Choad #2 decided to start doing the laundry.
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.I think the shade was Hester Prynne red.
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.Knob Polishers
On a related note, I nominate this from the last thread for “Comment of the Year 2013” :
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3:48 pm
May, 1
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DarkSock said…
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“WELCOME TO THE JOHN LARGEMAN ABORTION CLINIC…HOW MAY WE HELP YOUUU?!?!”
It looks like Paulie D and Pee-Wee Herman had a love child.
My dog licks me like that when I get home from work
She fills me with the urge to run home and construct a home-made Fleshlight™ out of an empty Pringles™ can and a pound of thin-sliced deli ham.
She already lip-sticked his cheek. Just sayin’.
Gilbert Godfried tells Jew (respect) jokes to Tan Drescher.
Chief Wahoo and Dirk. Switched at birth?
I’m all for a tumb plunge…that, & grabbing a hatchet to make this fool into a Pez dispenser!
GORK…thumb plunge
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proof editors
@ Vin, ya heard how the politically correct toolsheds in DC say it’s time to drop the racially insensitive handle of ‘Redskins’?
…shall we just rename them ‘Homo Republican Elected Reps’?
…just askin?
dress hiked up past her cooch, lip stick smeared, semi-conscious, barely able to hold her drink upright. this may be the ideal woman.
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roofies
Its Yellow Geometry Week here at the HCwDb!
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We’ve got the Holy Yellow Triangle here and on the last front-page post we had the Unholy Shitstain Trapezoid!
@ creature
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“Welcome to Monday Night Football as The Dallas Equine Employed face off against Washington PC Limpwristed Comformists”
Am i the only one that thinks she might be tucking? I see a hint of adam’s apple.