Friday, May 10, 2013
Friday Haiku
Jim Bob suffered from
Alopecia of the chest;
It drove him to drink.
Rolling a fatty
Now means something different
Than it used to mean
Na mean?
— DoucheyWallnuts
He shaves his manboobs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Years of busting through
walls reduced Kool-Aid Guy to
mental four year old.
— Douche Wayne
Indian princess
stay away from the crab cakes
of D. B. Sasquatch
— FredN.
Hott prepares to roll
Shamu back to his blue sea
As his shock sets in
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Show me your landing
strip, I’ll show you mine, said Chuck.
Not a chance said Kim
— Magnum Douche P. I.
The evils of the demon rum,
causes you to pass out,
and get your chest shaved poorly.
— I R A Darth Aggie
I get The renoB
From the Iranian Bleeth
But Fatso kills it
She puts her fingers
In his basket and gets the
Hose. Purple Fuzz Hose.
John Largeman surprised
Shoots wad on proximity
And now he is spent.
His aesthetician
Tells us there’s 2 seconds ’til
She pukes from disgust
Crowd turns collective
back, shows disdain for fatty/
hottie coupling.
Mutton Chop Marty
Got discount wax job and now
Wishes he wore shirt
Sorry for Motorboat burns
The baby oil was
next to the Nair bottle
“Don’t smell those fingers!”
He yells to photographer
“I know where they’ve been”
The Son of Pac Man
squanders family fortune
on paid to pose hotts.
What a cute couple
They will have great looking kids
Said no one ever
He shaves his manboobs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Guy mixes up movies
He’s hungover and a forty
Year old virgin. Son.
Years of busting through
walls reduced Kool-Aid Guy to
mental four year old.
Minutes later, she
Leaves his side when puddle forms
From last nights chili.
If you Photoshop
Hott in place of alpaca
Doesn’t look as bad
Shavy looks a bit
Ill. Tiny mulatto had
Better move her heads.
I forgot to say
(Respect) for the Mulattoo
Getting stoned with Len.
Hottie suckle thigh
swathed in thong made out of clouds
begs to be unwrapped.
Hot spot is working
Haiku never to be missed
Again. Still hate joibs.
Indian princess
ready to drink from the teat
of D. B. Sasquatch
Hott prepares to roll
Shamu back to his blue sea
As his shock sets in
Two, she said, two bad
odors are coming outta
this douchebag’s armpits
Jasmine has never
seen Goonies; Jim Bob strikes out
with Truffle Shuffle.
A few pics lately
of Hotts in pose ready to
squish out a hot squash.
.
Must be company
they keep. Normal private time
is rose and honey.
Dude’s a trendsetter
Partial chest shave reveal
Is the new faux hawk
Show me your landing
strip, I’ll show you mine, said Chuck.
Not a chance said Kim
Spyros is itchy
Since his Gyro was pulled out
Of her monkeyhole
The evils of the demon rum,
causes you to pass out,
and get your chest shaved poorly.
Where is Von Goolo?
These two want to know. Haiku
Needs him on Friday
Rolling a fatty
Now means something different
Than it used to mean
.
Na mean?
Met at fetish group
She digs hairy nippled men
Jim Bob her dream man
He fagged out halfway
While getting his chest hair shaved
You should see his pubes
“become smart & rich,
suck fat man-boob” says wivestail
she’ll have two with hair
“if I barf enough,
I will be skinny for you”
2 tons more says Jill
rum will kill the pain
of duct tape hair removal
Jill needs two more rolls
One menstrual cocktail
Bleeth ordered one too
Fatso offers facial
Her jack-o’-lantern
doesn’t look like much, until
it lights up inside
Boss’ hair trigger on
front page picks makes Morbo sad
I wanna play too!
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Whining’s done, haiku time!
Carpet matches drapes — sadly
it’s with him, not her
getting tired of
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.