Friday Haiku
“Sorry, we don’t stock
Tuxedos for Gorillas…”
Wears shirt to wedding
Anthony never
got off that inflatable
sumo wrasslin’ suit.
— Douche Wayne
Bridal registry
For these two is at Walgreen’s
Pharmacy counter
— DoucheyWallnuts
Peter Pumpin’s arms
now too short to wipe his ass
Scent of poo lingers
— Magnum Douche P.I.
The reception was
Elegantly catered by
Twin Labs and MetRx
— Capt. James T. Douche
They spent beaucoup bucks
on getting Nipsey Russell
to officiate.
— Douche Wayne
Their genitals shrink
Whilst other body parts grow
Naked, horror show
— DoucheyWallnuts
I now pronounce you…
Umm… Err… I now pronounce you…
Congrats both of you (nervous laughter)
— Capt. James T. Douche
The clink of empty
Synthol vials was heard from
Behind their Hyundai
— Capt. James T. Douche
Don’t worry Peter
Your new wife understands the
pain of losing balls.
— Shaft Junk
Her penis don’t move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
“Hulk no get married
until all people have same
right to get married.”
Bleethzilla would keep
his balls in a jar, but they
fit in a thimble.
OJ Simpson should
Have killed these two instead of
Nicole and Goldman
Anthony never
got off that inflatable
sumo wrasslin’ suit.
I now pronounce you…
Umm… Err… I now pronounce you…
Congrats both of you (nervous laughter)
Her vagina has
roughly same bite strength as a
Florida gator.
Mary’s tits look huge
But not always – why is that?
I will keep staring
I am confused here?
Who is fucking who’s tittys
Peter or Mary?
He puts Synthol in
Before he gives her the hose
The HGH Hose
This happy couple
Will have good looking children
Said no one ever
Will spend honeymoon
in anaphylactic-shock-
induced comas. Son.
“Lifestyles of the
Artificially Enhanced”
Now on Douche TV
Pictures like this one
Inspire great Friday ‘ku
And make me vomit
They share brassieres and
Syringes for injections
Of all kinds of shit
Couple that juices
Together stays together
Spotters for life Pete!
They had their wedding
right in the gym in between
sets. They feel the burn!
Peter Pumpin’s arms
now too short to wipe his ass
Scent of poo lingers
Pumpinhead’s hands look
Like little nubs, but hey –
Bigger than his peen!
The reception was
Elegantly catered by
Twin Labs and MetRx
They spent beaucoup bucks
on getting Nipsey Russell
to officiate.
And in this corner!
Douche Wayne comes out swingin’ with
this friday’s haiku’s
The only place more
inappropriate for jeans
than wedding: ski slope.
Bridal registry
For these two is at Walgreen’s
Pharmacy counter
In exchange for gifts,
Peter’s newest balloon in
the Macy’s Parade.
Bride hasn’t worn white
since the gyroscope was put
in her monkeyhole.
–
respect
Their genitals shrink
Whilst other body parts grow
Naked, horror show
Peter Pumpin’head
And Mary Mammageddon
Who has bigger balls?
Dowry for bride
included huge tracts of land;
silicone acres.
Needles pierce the skin
An act of desperation
“Look at us! We’re big!”
peter is the maid
of honour for Mary and
brothabag jimbo
Peter is spotting
Mary; she’s about to lift
black anaconda.
CJTD 6:30a FTW.
Peter Pumpinhead
First time ever
Head on straight
Romantic theme
when old hosebag
becomes best man
Oh no, these two are
off the synthol meat market?!
Said noone ever.
O.J. on parole?
As community service
priest at Waffle House.
Who would have thought that
slaughterhouse death chute just big
enough for wedding?
O.J. rethinks his
bid for freedom if it means
wedding to Peter.
Drive Thru Wedding Mill
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Plays the reception
Peter glad he got
that degree from Bovine U.
as wedding planner.
Damn, those are some nice
big Sanctittays of marriage
Suckle boob, I do!
Would it be wrong
to send them a cattle prod
as a wedding gift?
The clink of empty
Synthol vials was heard from
Behind their Hyundai
At the reception
They will waltz to “Strong Enough”
Which begs the question
Don’t worry Peter
Your new wife understands the
pain of losing balls.
I will not Haiku
Had an assfull of these two
Z-List fame seekers
DarkSock phoning it
in with jpeg. If his post
wins I call nepos.
How can we live in
a world where a tranny gets
married before me?
Do you, Shriveled Nads
Take Mary Mammageddon
‘Til death do you part?
Something borrowed, some
thing blue? Easy, Mary’s new
vagina is both.
Full cast has more ‘bags
Donkey Douche and Zyzz cropped out
Cheetoh Man plays march
answer to question,
“do biceps make hands look small?”
cocck makes them look huge!
wedding for these two
appropriately staged
in a circus tent
Slick brotha (respect)
clueless he has arm around
post-op lady boy
shaft junk can marry
one of many persona
troll never lonely!
Mary caught bouquet
here, though, hot beef and steroid
injections are prize
I will not argue
with you creature, I was raised
to respect elders.
Her penis don’t move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey hole.
It puts its penis
In the basket or it gets
The hose, Tranny Hose.
Peter has to wear
His wedding ring on penis
Finger are too swole.
Marrying trannies
Is legal in Vegas. What
A fucking Country!
The wedding night was
Spent talking with old friends and
Old body part, Son.
Look-a-here, Mary;
Here is a woman that has
Perfect boobies. Son.
The bride is the one…..
…..with the smaller testicles?
This here’s a toss-up…..
Haiku material?
Priceless. ‘Sock’s Mandy Moore pic?
Drool, stutter, babble.
is the hyundai a daiwoo
Diane Lane. Son.
Diane Lane makes me
drool, and Mandy Moore copies
well. Vin to decide?