Honorary Douchebags of the Month: Anyone Associated with Big Budget CGI Animated Kids Films
I get it, Hollywood.
Cute creatures burping and farting their way through a perfectly calibrated three act structured world featuring a shitty Randy Newman song prints the cash money like Amanda Bynes trading ass findle for cigarettes outside the laundry room on a Tuesday.
Hells, you ad wizards don’t even need worlds anymore. Your screaming bratty three-year-old target audience can’t even read yet. Just big faces. And burps. And farts. And some heroic life lesson mixed in with lots of explosions and chases.
Just slap a generic adjective title on it, like Epic or Turbo, hire some b-list clowns to voice the un-characters, whip up an excuse for a chase sequence, and the bean counters will get jingly in their jibblies.
Yeah yeah. It’s entertainment “business,” not entertainment “art.” Yadda yadda. Kablooie blooie. And hotties by the pool with lines of blow carefully atop their tramp-stamp won’t pay for themselves.
I’d like to see a CGI animated film with Kelly McBoobis from the last post.
Guarantee you these two films are better than anything Don Bluth ever did. Doesn’t make them any good, jes’ sayin’
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Also, when you’re going out of your mind trying to entertain a seven-year-old during summer vacation it’s nice to take an hour nap in someone else’s A/C … so no beef here with these films
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Not that I’m agreeing with Anus Tart ^ it’s just that some of these things have a place
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When is Shrek V coming out?
Fuck you Randy Newman.
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Best Regards,
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Short People, SON.
sounds like sour grapes & appreciation of the entertainment mkt is purely subjective, yet, sadly, driven by box ofc $
like Amanda Bynes trading ass findle for cigarettes outside the laundry room on a Tuesday
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Oh. So that who that was. I didn’t know, I’m sorry.
ANALWARTS? ANUS SHART? if I didn’t know any better sounds like old lady Dreuche.
hollywood…where douchebags are conceived http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2756412/?ref_=sr_2
I refuse to make another post until Dreuche leaves.
Dreusche has left the building. Again.
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– management
honey, you need a hobby…may I suggest you find it elsewhere. the bottom of a bottle is a good place to start…works for most of us
I do like the Bachelor/Bachelorette series ( I can even spell it).
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All the chicks have tart anuses and their anuses are all tart
at the fair they sell anus tart on a stick….bubbas love ’em!
Sound a little bitter there. Your treatment for a childrens version of douchebaglings was rejected or something?
@ Vin 11:28
. . . and the award for first reference to Arrested Development Season 4 goes to . . .