Tuesday, May 21, 2013
NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY BRANGELINA'S ADOPTIONS…
…Trish and Cody decided to adopt their own adorable little Malaysian addition to the family. His name is Arnie and he’s a cabbie from The Bronx who likes baseball, Bioshock Infinite and boobies.
Arnie is happy now.
I thought Willy Wonka had cleaned all of Loopa land out?
Who wears a shirt from a strip club? Honestly?
You’re wearing the shirt from the strip club you’re about to patronize? Don’t be that guy.
Arnie, your new Dad is a douche. If you’re not already doing massive amounts of drugs and alcohol you should probably start ASAP. Wouldn’t want to upset the natural order of things.
Spearmint Rhino sucks!!!! Trish may be PTP but thems is some nice cans.
& Arnie loves mud crumpets…mmm, yes he does
…eats em outta the ‘tap’
Shaft Junk for the PCU win…
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Sock is reminding me of the hell I went through being six years old when Kathy Lee Gifford named her kid Cody and all the little douchespawn began co-opting my southernimnity…
Folks come to Vegas from all over the world just to be these three people.
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.I’m not sure if this is an indictment of the world or Las Vegas.
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Either way, it makes me want to put my head in the oven.
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anyone with money left to buy a t-shirt at a strip joint, is not drinking enough
…& has probably missed out on the ‘oreo cookie’ experience
Titties
Titays
Yabohs
BTW, a clarification , at least as it pertains to California
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Tittie bars- full bar but strippers expose breasts only
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Full nude- Show snatch, fingering on stage, grabbing titties/ass by patrons allowed, private VIP room jerkoff but soft drinks and juice only.
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Back warehouse in my office- Free newspaper back page hookers give you a diddle show then blow you , if you want to finish in their mouth they put a condom on you. If you want them to fire your load on the floor , no condom
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They are all skanks
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I am, Cockkswain Vindemyer Vava Voom Jizzlode Douchalalabad, and I approve this message
I approved of your message too, Vin Douchal. Where is your office?
Lesson to be learn here: NEVER go to a party that advertizes the best Chris Jericho, Farrah Abrams, and Herve Villechaize look-a-likes in the great Reno area. Just don’t do it.
He’s so cute. Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeese?
Most people just pick up an STD or the squirts when they go on holiday.
Looks like she has a little Hispanic problem.