Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

One Guy, Four DD Cups

There is an interesting back-story to this photo, I’m sure.

I defer to you, the reader, to expand upon it in the comments section.

Late Night with HCwDB: The Road To Peardition – Volume 2

These ladies have a nice big can.

For other ladies also with big cans let us now travel to Italy:

Piazza De Italia Pear

Studio Oh-Pear

Salty Meat-A-Ball Pear

Two Word Wednesday

Flag Burn.

Team Scribble accepts your obvious adoration

“Because life is but a guilded cage for our souls trapped in this temporal journey called Earth. And our flesh? It is but the paper of the soul upon which we inscribe our journey, no? We are the paper lining the birdcage of the soul…admire us if you DARE.”

Delilah Bleachette delights in Bobby Ferina's Musk

Because he is the 2009 Arm Fart World Champion.

What do YOU have to brag about? Buddy?

Comment section’s right there, tough guy.

Late Night with HCwDB: The Road To Peardition – Volume 1

“So what is the Road To Peardition, Mr. Sock?”, you whinny.

Well let me show you, Son. Like the girls in the photo here, let’s take a look under the hood.  It will be a mini-series I run until The Boss gets back Monday.

Tonight’s edition: South America.

Pouty Portugal Pear.

Bulbous Brazilian Pear.

Amazing Argentinian Pear, featuring callipygian legend Fenny, aka AssPear LaPlante.

Fenny bends the shadows to the truth of her curves.

Son.

Antoine is living the dream…

…and then his phone alarm went off. Time for the Taco Bell graveyard shift…

hey kids it's national "bring your mom to the rave day"!!!

“Mom? MOM!!! Damn you, Xanax, vodka and tobacco!!! Courtesy wheelchair, please…”

NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY BRANGELINA'S ADOPTIONS…

…Trish and Cody decided to adopt their own adorable little Malaysian addition to the family. His name is Arnie and he’s a cabbie from The Bronx who likes baseball, Bioshock Infinite and boobies.

Arnie is happy now.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Please…Won’t you consider giving to the National Hipsterexia Foundation**?

A sandwich is a terrible thing to waste.

And yes, I know it’s early in the year but I would like to nominate Nermil J. Gerbilclench on the far right for “Most Trashcan-To-The-Head-Worthy” for the 2013 Douchies.