Thursday, May 2, 2013
Reader Mail: JR Tags a Poster HCwDB
Reader JR snaps this coupling of greasy avatar:
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I saw it on display by a photobooth at CocoBongo Playa del Carmen when I was down there over the weekend. I went to high school with the beautiful temptress and thought it worthy of a picture. It was only when reviewing the pic that I truly appreciated the douchiness of this guys exaggerated v-neck, shaved fauxhawk and freshly pumped ‘ceps. But the effort he made to stretch his neck for the forehead touch is what makes it truly awkward.
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Well tagged, indeed, JR. And may all your post high school suckle thighs offer the same worth of Tempting Tandy here.
he’s a greasy bohunk,but, being stupid looking with a bad haircut does not a douchebag make…I hope he makes Tasty Tandy bowlegged!
Damned Zorgons
When he tips his head like that, you can pick up “Radio Free Tijuana” on the toaster
They both have abnormally long, skinny, and skewed necks. I’d say they are both deformed from gobbling too much crooked cocc.
This couple fills me with ennui.
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That being said, I have a Coco Bongo in my pants.
Je suis ennuieuse aussi. That’s french for I’d invent sex games to play with the Tempress. I’m beginning the inventing process now.
Playa del Carmen!
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Slowly I turned…
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Don’t ask.
She seems to be one of those hots from a small town that, when she begins to see the world more fully, that she can do so much better than Toby. Despite his secure job at the Feed and Grain Store, batting 5th and playing third base for the softball team, and driving a Mustang, Suzy will soon just walk away. One dreary drunken night with her “new” friends, she will pull out this picture when they all start comparing their embarrassing exs.