Sunday, May 19, 2013
Riff Raff's "Music Video" has 2 Million YouTube Views
In case you thought douche mocking was over, just remember this clown is still out there. Still cashing in.
And that’s why we still mock.
A carton of chocolate milk to the first person to make it all the way through this cultural atrocity of peen leakage.
Maybe Skinny D’Amato will come outta the Witness Protection program.
I couldn’t even make it through the 15 second car commercial that preceded the video.
I couldn’t do it, Son.
I’ll make my own fucking chocolate milk.
I lasted one minute. I will never get that minute back.
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Some people are revolting. This idiot is worse. Is there a word for that? Oh yeah, douchebag.
You know when you’re on the BART, or the 5 Line, or even the T, and there’s that unfortunate wacko muttering to himself and trying to make eye contact with you?
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And you cast a solid glance across his direction, letting him know you recognize his presence, but are NOT going to engage.
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That’s what I did with the still image for this video.
Also, well said, The Dude.
That tears it. You need to go to his concert DB1. Obviously the war is far from over. We need someone on the inside, blending in with the crowd. Your efforts and fresh pics will not go unrewarded. Onward men, into the douchebag abyss!
I almost made it all the way through. Spoiler alert: Mad rhymes did not flow.
That video was worse than the last Transformers movie.
In a post-nuclear apocalypse he would be the first to be killed and eaten, having nothing to offer for the survival of the species.
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Like, in the first 5 minutes after the bombs go off. Mothafucka’s not even be hungry yet.
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And shit.
Holy shit! I can’t stop laughing. WTF was that?
1:58. I got to 1:58 before I felt the aneurysm start. Damn you DB1! I love chocolate milk but what the fucck was I thinking?
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I bled through a cow once.
Seriously terrible.
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I don’t understand the video. Don’t get his wigger style, grill, lyrics, nothing about it makes sense.
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Damn. Now I’m going to have nightmares!