Saturday, May 25, 2013
Sunday Science Class
Constipated DoucheBag reminds us that his ilk only comprise half the subject matter of this site. They’s hotts on this site as well. Son.
As I wind down ‘Sock Week in anticipation of DB1’s return tomorrow I shall endeavor to share with you some of the rare sub-classes of Hotts und Pear:
I Have Your Pink Monkey Hostage Hott;
It-wakes-up-or-it-gets-the-hose-the-snooze-hose-Pear;
Walking around the beach in her underdraws Pear;
A Man’s Garter Do What A Man’s Garter Do Pear;
And, of course, We’re Here For The Orgy Trifecta.
And that barely scratches the surface of Planet Hott.
Thusly begins my Sabbatical.
Words fail me.
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Be well, ‘Sock!
Don’t leave us Dark Sock.
Pear is a mighty gift to us all.
“Secretly Stern Pear” has a firm pear and just may be Quartasian. Ohhhhh myyyyy……
Fine Pear, Son. I think I’ve seen Fenny and TDMaria in there this week. I’m gonna give my wife the “snooze hose” and then unwind my booze hose..and shit, Son.
An outstanding array of talent DarkSock, outstanding I say. Mmmmmmm————– Pinky & My Brain Pear, HamDangle™ for the win and by win I mean Sunday morning chub.
TDM? What day? What pic?
hostage monkey…brilliant
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“I’m here for the gang bang” best line by a director making a cameo in his own film, ever!
The blood has left my cranium, getting thru this collection, by which I mean my blood went somewheres else. Somewheres, I says.
I’ll have an order of Pink Monkey, the Chest Pear, and the Here for the Orgy on the side.
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To go.
TDM sightings need proper framing.
Pics all came from DW. Son.
mr. sock, you are the beacon of light in an otherwise pitchblack douche sewer….thank you for your service!
TDM is the “a man’s garter do…………”and shit. Son.
Yes! That is her! Tiny Dancer Maria!
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(psst! Imma let the besotted old gent enjoy his fantasy. Don’t none a yas sperl it.)
Dark Sock need some tunes to get in the mood for his upcoming surgery.
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http://www.ted.com/talks/stephen_hawking_asks_big_questions_about_the_universe.html
Ugh. Autotune.
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I’ve been watching Cosmos all weekend. Go figure.
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Vulcans.
All Hail the ‘Sock!
Great work Dark Sock! Thanks very much. Go in peace.
For those who are interested, the middle chick in the “here for the orgy” pic is Sara Jean Underwood. She co-starred in that Hardee’s BBQ television advertisement and has done a lot for Playboy and Me In My Place (both worth looking up).