Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Team Scribble accepts your obvious adoration
“Because life is but a guilded cage for our souls trapped in this temporal journey called Earth. And our flesh? It is but the paper of the soul upon which we inscribe our journey, no? We are the paper lining the birdcage of the soul…admire us if you DARE.”
Her boobies get lost in her abs’n’shit. Weird.
Vernon Largeman beats a hasty exit before she pecks his eyes out
He keeps jars of her diarrhea sealed in a locker in the basement. Every second blue moon, he opens the jars and commands the spirits of POO to come forth and take him and his horrible world away, for she is the keep of the sacred poo, the magic poo, the shit that stinketh not.
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Her mind is made of butter, but her dildo is made of welded steel. There’s a reason for that: he keeps stealing her poo and leaving Russian currency as an offering. Eventually she saved up enough for a Russian vibrator (the kind with a kick starter) and the rest is poo magic. And that’s why America can’t have nice things.
The VOID tattoo is ironic in that that is what should have been stamped on his mother’s belly when she was pregnant with him.
She’s ugly. I want some pear Dark Sock.
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woman can catch fish with that beak
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aztecs
Wait… If these two are here, who the fuck is covering 2nd shift at the diner?
Ray Largeman in the back regrets that he forgot his cool black polo with the word Security stenciled on the front and back, and now no one is listening to him because he looks like a candy apple.
I shall post pear after band practice tonight, around 10 pm DST.
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Fappers.
violeta can open beer cans with that nose
violeta wins by a nose from starting line
violeta can sniff giraffe ass with that nose
violeta has a nose for greasy bohunks
violeta nose douche
violeta picks her nose with a back hoe
violeta provides shade at the beach with her nose
when violeta lies on the beach her nose is mistaken for giza pyramids
violeta can snort a kilo of blow with one snort
“VOID” should be stamped on his forehead.
…..and “NULL” on ^his ballsac.
I always forget not to open a Rev link when surrounded by other people.