Thursday, May 16, 2013
The Rusty Swab
‘Beware the swirling sleeve tatts of The Rusty Swab,’ whispered the seagull to the ancient mariner who bid adieu to his granddaughter Sophie at a wizened old port in Westchester.
And the rest was what Aristotle called tragedy and Marx called farce.
No not that Marx.
And here I thought Groucho….
I believe it was Groucho who said: “I never want to belong to any Pudclub that would have some douche like me as a member.”
The word on the street was that Richard Marx used more hair mousse than the entire band Poison did.
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Yet another couple that fills me with ennui. As Anthony Kiedis sang;
“Dirty baby time you’re gonna take some
Pretty baby love you’re gonna make some
Little lady hearts you’re gonna break some
Kinda shady tears you’re gonna fake some”
Great pun that your Canadian fans should appreciate, Chief!
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Hint: Le Grande Orange
Rusty’s tongue can strip chrome off of a car bumper
Rusty’s tongue has a part-time job as a fly trap
Rusty’s tongue trades ass cleanings with a chihuahua
Rusty’s tongue squeegees windowshields at red lights at Figueroa and Wilshire
windowshields? Whatev
The misogynist bent of this thread is a bit troubling.
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That being said, has anyone heard the joke about the blonde whore with the rib cage tatt who uses her tongue like an auger?
these two ‘apples’ would spoil the Soylent Green hopper
Rusty’s tongue couldn’t make the casting cut for this exhibit.
Years ago I actually served Richard Marx with some legal papers. He lives in a fricken castle in the north shore burbs of Chicago. Apparently some people must have liked his crappy music / moused hair cause the dude is loaded.
@ charles douchewin, will robotic cow tongues replace bungwad?
…hopin so!
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future entrepenuers
“Whatchutalkin’bout” Willis in the background looks like he’s gonna go over there and see if he can make this tard’s tongue roll up like a window shade. And I fully support it.
They forgot the “T” in the Discover STD website.
What does his shirt say
RUSTY
ORA
HERPES
DIRTY
HORA
MOMMY