Thursday, June 20, 2013
Benzino Gets Old, Rich Girl Rachel Still Hasn't Wised Up
HCwDB legend Benzino.
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Still macking on quality hotts like Rich Girl Rachel.
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‘Zino’s legs look better’n hers.
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And don’t lay any gay shit on me.
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Exodi.
I see the Dreamworks logo on that leg (little boy sitting on the moon while fishing).
One of three things going on here on this poor girl’s bleg. (1) It’s an unfortunate reflection from the pool or Howard K Largeman’s white belly onto her. (2) It’s where the spray tan has come off while sitting in the cabana waiting on the bottle service Benzio said he was getting, but I’ll be darned, never showed up. (3) Cellulite is setting in like necrotizing fasciitis.
Is Zino sporting wood, popping a boner, pitching a tent? Not that I care- but is she that hot that he goes full mast while fuly clothed in the mid-day sun? Have some control-
Looks like someone finally discovered the video filters option on their camera. Next time try DNR.
I’d smack that Bee-hind til you could messure the fleshy ripples on the richter scale!
…uhm, hers too
Perhaps like Ed Hardy, HCwDB can kill Benzino. Frankly, he looks like a bad hunk a Mortadella and her ass looks like spoiled Buratta Mutz.
If she’s an old slut, I will order 4 please. Cause she’s at least 20 years younger than me. And by 20 years younger, I mean i met Mrs. Kroeger 30 years ago and I’d like the girl I met lo those many blurry years ago back for $2000, Alex.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mena_Suvari_2,_2012.jpg
I’m digging Benzino’s laid-back, semi-herpster new look. Very “Dustin-Hoffman-in-‘The-Graduate'” vibe going on.
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Coo-coo-cachoo
The Kardashians just had their attorney send her Ass a cease-and-desist letter.
And the Onomatopoeia society’s Cankle Award goes to UFO Destroyers for ” BLEG”.
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Re: The Russell Brand
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He should not have made a run at Dudley Moore’s Arthur.
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And if you’re looking for british intelectual commentary, and you’re paying more attention to Russell Brand than Bertrand Russell – you’re doing it wrong.
The only thing rich about her is the quantity of fat in her arse.
Benzino In Pastel Land.
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Everything’s hazy, slightly out of focus. Like Benzino’s career
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Confused , drug/alcohol addled , semi-coherent clients with more cash than sense looking for an artificially manufactured good time : hedonistic, self-satisfying and loud. Until the bill arrives and their time is up.
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Was it worth it? IS it worth it? Vegas pools are the lowest form of intellectual stimulation known to the human race, slightly above Twitter and Facebook
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Jag offs
Hard to find Bertrand Russell on TV talk shows.
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Jes’ sayin’
^ What is life…but a long dialogue with imbeciles?
Bertrand Russell used to hang around the back lot at MGM back in the 40s and 50s. He was one a them brainiacs who couldn’t keep his schvantz in his pants and banged everything that had a Ham Wallet. Ham Wallet, I says.
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He was married to this one dame, had a kid with another one whilst his wife had two kids with some other Momo. Oofa. So he’d come to Cali where not many people knew he was this famous intellectual muckety muck so he could bang everything. He’d come out and stay at the Beverly Hills Hotel and have what he called a “Pussy Stampede.”
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Sinatra used to send over girls from the chorus line or dancers or whatever the fuck they were, and Russell would boff em whilst dressed in a lion tamer get up. Some weird fuckin shit, I tells ya.
Just wanna point out the blue, suede loafers, nothing pisses me off more than loafers! Douche douche douche!!
Bertrand Russell was a noted paedophile and mass murderer. His father was the real Jack the Ripper. His Set Theories suck big Oprah cock (we all know that Oprah has a big schwantz). If you dudes heard about the firework factory blowing up in
Canada, I live about 20 minutes away. The old store, back in the eighties, used to have a whore house above it. I love Quebec stripper/whores and was rubbed and tugged several times there as a teen. God bless them and Tony Soprano. I’m a little drunk and stoned and I’m gonna hit another big Jean-Guy Skunky Angus boel for supper.
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Stoners
I love Wallnuts’ America, and the Rev’s Canada.
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And Vin’s right, I don’t think Dick Cavett got to Russell before Bertrand went tits up.
I’m like, not really wanting to untie her bikini bottom. Weird.
Benzino’s Boat Shoes
Bleeths blegs and bloated buttocks
Bleach to cure my eyes
fucking ‘zino’ is looking like he just stepped out of the chateau d’isaster
Chateau d’isaster
tossed ‘zino and his bleeth out
when she showed her butt
yup, I’d get all uo init…even if I had to use the jaws of life to part them cheeks
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wheel barrow jockeys
up…sheesh, youd tink i been shpeilen ok fulluiwinge borebon….
weight…
…wwha?
…oh yeh, biiiig ashshhhes!
OK, I’ll start it…
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Her ass is so big only elephants can hear her fart.
Her ass is so big Midas makes her butt plugs
Her ass is so big when she runs it sounds like Kobe Bryant dribbling a Christmas ham down center court.
Her ass is so big Khloe Kardashian laughs at it.
Her ass is so big her poops are frisbee-shaped.
Her ass is so big when she sits her feet can’t touch the ground.
Her ass is so big Benzino can only perform oral sex on her with a length of 12″ diameter PVC.
who s the bdsm bitch?
Bertrand Russell died in 1970 so Cavett could have interviewed him.
Her ass is so big their foreplay begins with him renting a ditch witch
I Fuck Bertrand Russell; I’m a fan of Bertram S. Puckle, who is of course author of the seminal 1926 tome “Funeral Customs”. The guy was a riot.
Puckle, I says.
Fuckin’ guy kills me…very dry wit
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Funeral Customs
by Bertram S. Puckle
“A funeral is a ceremony marking a person’s death. Funerary customs comprise the complex of beliefs and practices used by a culture to remember the dead, from the funeral itself, to various monuments, prayers, and rituals undertaken in their honor. These customs vary widely between cultures, and between religious affiliations within cultures. In some cultures the dead are venerated; this is commonly called ancestor worship. The word funeral comes from the Latin funus, which had a variety of meanings, including the corpse and the funerary rites themselves.
Funeral rites are as old as the human race itself, as well as other hominids. For example, in the Shanidar cave in Iraq, Neanderthal skeletons have been discovered with a characteristic layer of pollen, which suggests that Neanderthals buried the dead with gifts of flowers. This has been interpreted as suggesting that Neanderthals believed in an afterlife, and in any case were aware of their own mortality and were capable of mourning.”
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hominids, he says…
Okay, I’m back after two weeks backbacking in the the wilderness. Did I miss mu-aaaAAAAAGH! (slowly backing away)
And her ass is so big you feel her fart before you hear it.
Her ass is so big only anteaters can give her a rim job.