Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Breaking: Anorexic Justin Bieber Drives Fancy Car, Wears Spandex and Pink Shoes
It’s likea butch new wave hot chick from the early 1980s mated with the Pillsbury Dough Boy and squatted out an albino ass turd.
Still, it’s rare we find the HCwDB combo compressed into a singular corporeal form. And even rarer that it looks like a hiphop pelican.
boy looks like he’s carrying a substantial lode in his OD diaper
…drove by the Staples center on my way to ballpark last night (Doyers/Gigantes) & witnessed the pathetic dregs gathering for a Bieber show….mostly preteens w mommy in tow who looked like she’d rather be getting sexed up by a homeless dude in an alley
Aimee Mann looks good for her age.
Hopefully, he’s thinking about where to drive that car so he can buy a sandwich.
Still never seen his video or heard him “sing”.
Minus one lucky break and this nitwit’s a community college dropout flipping burgers. He’s the most uncool ‘Nuck ever
I think most 6 year old Ethiopian girls have more body mass and a deeper voice than “him”. Right?
Who is Justin Bieber?
^I know, I always ask that.
sixteen chapel
Dickie, you made me google that. And it’s hilarious.
I was thinking I don’t like the gays getting married and then I say this and now I don’t care.
turd dragger!
How long before he’s openly Chugging Cockk? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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No Homos
ass bandit with leggings?
wtf?
Why does he always talk like he comes from South Central?
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.Ain’t he a farkin’ Canadian or sumpin’?
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Eh?
Why doesn’t this Douche just choke on a cock and die?
In a perfect world I would hear on the news tomorrow about that white supercar piloted by King Diaper being involved in a fiery crash broadsided into the NickelBack tour bus.
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Metros
@ Guid is Good:
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Well, he’s done one out of two of those things. So there’s that.
Avril Levigne’s skater shooz
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hatters
When will you Americans do the right thing and give Justin U.S. citizenship? Then we can revoke ours and he’ll be your problem (and your shame).
Looks like Rachel Maddow after an all nighter at a Lillith Fair show.