Monday, June 3, 2013
Derp Guy Wastes Everyone's Time
Brothabag Juan in the back introduces himself as a “Body Environmentalist.” When the ladies ask what that is, he explains that he doesn’t like to see boobies wasted.
This pickup line has been known to work.
Never.
Gimme a thumbnail pic of that chick and I click on it all day every day. Anything bigger than thumbnail and the forest becomes the tree of ugly. Or something.
The girl in the back is torching the place. Good job, girl in the back.
Ginny Largewoman aims a tremendous fart in Nyte Hype’s general direction
White shirt/black tie guy on left is confused because there’s just so much goin’ on.
It’s nice that Nyte Hype includes retards in their festivities.
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That being said, I just flew in from a writing weekend in Bayonne and boy are my arms tired.
Monica Largebutt won’t even look at him, unless you count her Large Brown Eye of Boitoi.
“…Lookit mah boogah?”
drunkin monkey
Nice retard tits.
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But here’s some local white trash humor from my locals.
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No, we don’t want to see your Gilbert Gottfried impersonation. We don’t even want to see Gilbert Gottfried.