Friday Haiku
Guido Sir-Douchey,
Against the Laws Of Nature,
Won these Golden Globes.
Zoot Suit Menachem
Heidi Klum Hot regrets her
J-Date decision
— Bag em, Tag em
It puts the glasses
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Heidi-hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
The sunken chest look
is making a big come back
nice glasses douchebag
— Dick Lingers
The pith helmet says
“brave explorer” but the shoes
say “steam room valet.”
— Douche Wayne
The Clit Whisperer
Soon, on the Oprah channel
Check local listings
— Vin Douchal
Swifty Lazar called
He wants his eye glasses back
But not the white suit
— DoucheyWallnuts
Hiding in his pants
creepy has two young Thai boys
rubbing him with oil
— Magnum Douche P. I.
his Bar Mitzvah suit
is perfect for new career
Tel Aviv doorman
— creature
BWAH-HA-HA-HA, BWHA-HAHA-HA-HA . . .
*wipes tear*
A Marianbag?
A new strain of the virus?
Infecting the gays?
Ok, DarkSock, you win. I can’t. I just can’t.
Bug-eyed,boat-foot dude
Should maybe get notta-douche.
He seems awf-lee gay.
Zoot Suit Menachem
Heidi Klum Hot regrets her
J-Date decision
Alien bagtag?
Clearly not of this planet,
learns Earth’s ways from porn.
Frank Zappa’s lost son
Bert got all of the weird, but
but of the talent.
^ none of the talent.
Mandles with a suit
A dystopian future
Where this guy gets laid
Nice to see Robin Gibb
Pulling the hott on far side
Of Pearly Gates, Son.
The sunken chest look
is making a big come back
nice glasses douchebag
It puts the glasses
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Heidi-hose.
She doesn’t do Seal
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
See if you can find
The Pope-In-The Pizza
Win Heidi’s mud flaps.
This week Vogue announced
shower shoes are no longer
just for the shower.
I always wondered
Where Chuck Mangione went
Now I know. Oofa
Sasha Baron Coh’n
at the helm of another
scintillating film.
The pith helmet says
“brave explorer” but the shoes
say “steam room valet.”
Tobias wondered
if his suit also came in
a women’s version.
Druid Circle cool
Weed ready for the solstice
Want Heidi to come.
Chuck Mangione
Rode the coattails of one
Herb Alpert and brass.
Dr. Livingston
Called – says he wants his hat back
From this goofy douche.
ummmmm…
The Clit Whisperer
Soon, on the Oprah channel
Check local listings
How the mighty fall
Ringo Starr, anorexic
With bad fashion sense
Schlomo presiding
HIppie, Hunter, vVirgin Bride
Theme for this wedding
Coke bottle glasses
Car cover sized balloon pants
Bet he drives a Porsche
Swifty Lazar called
He wants his eye glasses back
But not the white suit
.
http://www.google.com/search?q=swifty+lazar&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Pn3EUbjyMKbg0QGP-IDADw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=630
Douches in white suits
Always Macking bleethy MILFs
Never will it end…
.
Moody Blues
“Heidi-hose”
.
Can’t stop laughing.
Ringo Starr in white
snags hot leggy blonde tigress
BungHollow Bill wins
Hiding in his pants
creepy has two young Thai boys
rubbing him with oil
“I think you have my
purse.” “No honey, it’s my purse.”
“No, I’m pretty sure . . .”
his Bar Mitzvah suit
is perfect for new career
Tel Aviv doorman
If this was rock star
Leniency rule would kick in
No luck for this guy
Knights in white satin
Seeking schitska holy grail
Lose to Jew hairball
Gaunt Johnny Depp at
Wrap party for “Butt Pirates:
On The Strangers’ Sides”
Aaron rides high now
still gets ass beat in Brooklyn
by fourteen year olds
no brass for this
ghetto Chuck Mangione
blows only mudhorn
Someone feel like posting instructions on using an avatar on this site (again)? Thanky
it was in the forum how to do it but the forum’s all tore up and shit. SOn.
google “gravatar”; i think that’s how I did it
Dark, thanky. Question – doesn’t your gravatar follow you around for all of your postings on other sites? Or just use a throwaway email so the gravatar is specific to here. Argh. My google-fu is lacking when my Friday Cuba Libre is delayed.
I’ve been trying to get my avatar on this sight for four years….but no one seem to know or is telling…..
Little did you know
That the retarded Bee-Gee
Outlived all of them