Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Hottie Suckle Lauren Goes Gangsta With Suburban Poseur Fred
Rare is it that we find the suckle hott turn so bleethy in the presence of such a wide range of douchebaggery.
For those of us who mourn the 21st century hott’s wrong choices, Hottie Suckle Lauren is our Church of the Sub Genius. Our holy plankton.
Guess we know now who went to lil waynes garage sale last week…
“Jive”
Effectively queers the Male Gaze. Or destroys it completely.
I take that back about what I said back there about nothing making Lauren look bad. A) Him 2) Her front face ain’t as good as her profile.
Shades of Paris Hilton in that there front face.
Poseur Fred don’t care about front face.
Reconsidered opinion: front face still facial worthy.
yup, she’s losing allure…yet I’d still stream into them golden locks
The only thing worthwhile in this pic is the bottle of Maker’s on the shelf in the background.
Thug Steve Urkel is actually counting with his right hand.
Thug Steve Urkel originally designed the Fresh Prince’s jacket.
Is that a Benley logo clavicle tat? WTF
After seeing above pic, I lost my Lauren-rection. She is bleethed beyond return. All hope is lost.
She got an Ann “I Douche With Ice Water” Coulter thang goin’ on.
Unless Hottie Suckle Lauren is taking this Brothabag for a couple of after work Gooses (is that even a word?) because she felt sorry for him after her volunteer work at a soup kitchen, this is wrong.