Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Justin Bieberbag is Harmonic Mellonic Douchebloat
File this one under obvious-to-the-point-of-redundant-irrelevance, but since I like to pretend to have topicality around here every once in awhile, let us take a moment and collectively mock this imbecelic boy-child and his continuation of he worst of late 2000s douche culture under the guise of irreverent youth.
For the full story of this harmonic mellonic douchebloat, here’s the summary over at the Superficial.
Big Canadian Douche – there is nothing else I can say.
And in other equally shocking news:
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/5/9998179_e9bd305dc3_z.jpg?zz=1
Forgettable music by a You Tube all star mixed into a massive hype machine designed to perk up prepubescent teen girls’ loins = Flavor of the Week Performer.
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Real talent shines through. Previous example of teen star gone good, Justin Timberlake. Not gonna happen here.
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Beiber’s flame is extinguishing soon. Get ready for Dr Drew, bitch
Bieberchoad is one who is likely to contact John Mayerbag when he decides it’s time to “grow up.” (gag)
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Just you wait. That epic meeting of douchewank cannot be far off now…..and we will have oodles of material to mock.
Justin Timberlake grew up good. He’s the new Gene Kelly. That Bieber fuck, shit I’m glad my girls saw a video of him eating Selena’s turd. They hate him. And by hate I mean I’m grateful to the greaat Allah for providing me with solace, and great weed. Son.
In like 5 years this kid will be doing gay porn.
meh, Bieber was good on SNL, I say cut him some slack. By which I mean ‘Sock!!~! Share and share a like dude!!
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Flotsam
I cannot wait for the inevitable OD, breakdown, loss of voice, aging process, loss of fortune and Behind the Music special.
DoucheyWallnuts – My thoughts exactly, and my eternal respect for voicing them so eloquently before I thought of them.
Bi-purpose Beebs. He’ll get busted fro smoking train wreck and become a train wreck. Bi-purpose.
He’ll be traded hourly for a pack of Lucky Strikes in the county clink.
Selena Gomez will report she contracted oral cancer HPV when she went down on him and found a vag.
Michael Douglas, who also has HPV, will reprise his role from “Behind the Candleabra” with “Behind the Beebs” with Matt Damon again receiving.
Tragically, Douglas wins the Academy Award posthumously.
Fuck Liberace! he’s the reason I didn’t learn to play piano. And while on the subject, Three boobed women.
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http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Girls/The-15-Greatest-Photos-Of-Girls-With-Three-Boobs.html
uhm, straight guys are douchey because they spray Axe and wear girlie jeans and fwip their hair up like Liberace.
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Liberace was gay, and a really good pianist/showperson
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There’s a Liza Minelli notta-pass in there somewhere.
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Actually, I never liked Liberace’s overdone crap, but that’s just my opinion. And no, I won’t go down on Michael Douglas’ wife, Zeta-whatsername
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Human Douchelloma Virus
That man sure could tickle the ivories… amongst other things.
The Bieb looks as bad ass as a 15yo hairdresser’s apprentice.
His head looks like a Jiffy Pop.
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Let’s split it open now.
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Binge- Monkeys.
Yeah, if Biebie got popped no way would I care….
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‘Sock is alive!!! The fight survives! I always use Binge™ as my Search Monkey.
JB should have changed his name to kurt pervis or brock strassman!
Stock Brassman
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name changers
Bustin’ Jeeber
Bieberhosen
Lederbiebs
Biebstücke
Bieber Damn
Justin Bieberlake
Justin Timbieber
Justim Bieberlake
Winona had a Big Brown Beiber
Keyshawn Johnson is gonna bust up his punk ass, then, he’ll be done
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as for black bear
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http://www.imposemagazine.com/photos/inside-demi-moores-vagina-nsfw
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sorry
I just fell in love with Danielle Fishel:
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[ Danielle Fishel ✔ @daniellefishel
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This astronaut should have taken his helmet off at the game. pic.twitter.com/Iw0vAZyJLT
11:12 PM – 3 Jun 2013 ]
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Also, there’s this:
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http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201306/what-its-sit-next-justin-bieber
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The little gal sitting next to him pretty much confirmed his asshat status:
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[“I mean, I was freaking out,” Haleigh said of her reaction when she found out Bieber would be sitting next to her for the game. “I’m not like an obsessed fan, but obviously it’s Justin Bieber. I attempted to talk to him, but he wasn’t feeling it.”
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Haleigh told the Miami Herald that the multi-platinum 19-year-old refused to be photographed until someone brought over a Miami Heat dancer. She tried to strike up conversations throughout the game, but they didn’t go very far. “It was just really uncomfortable,” she said.]