Monday, June 24, 2013
Juuuwan Says, "Challo, I Would Like To Give You eh Masshage On Ze Shoulders!"
Evil Yellow Sunball knows that when Juuwan says “shoulders,” he really means “gazangabangas.”
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The blond looks like she knows 5hings, The brunet looks like she wants to learn things, Juuuwan is like John Snow, He knows nothing.
knows things, I mean THINGS.
Do shirts like that not come with buttons above a certain point so you must keep them open?
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Is the Anchor facial hair thing still current or is this phot from 2001?
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What is all a that taped to the wall behind them?
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So many questions….
If this keeps up then at some point I’m going “fuggit” and moving to Eastern Europe with a case of Silk™ Personal Lubricant. Which I heartily recommend.
Meanwhile, I’ve just discovered a hidden Easter Egg from fallen Bag Hunter BCS – a cryptic page devoted to deceased underaged playmate enthusiast M. Jackson, bearing in the URL the name of one of my favorite alter egos from the early days of this site – Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear.
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What does it all mean?
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Indeed.
May as well keep this WTF Monday theme rolling on.
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Tired of your plain white Glory Hole Doily? Jazz it up with Placenta Prints™! If you scroll wayyy down the hilarious flame war between dirty hippies and sane folk in the comments you’ll see I slipped in a couple of horse-peed and elastic snaphole comments.
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If you’re a male you can substitute your distended PinkSock for the dripping bloodied placenta, or contact Donk to ask about borrowing his inverted rectum.
Speaking of inverted rectums…
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^perfectly safe for work. I’m no Jacques.
The inverted rectum link came from a blog from Janice Poon (not making this up) who was in charge of the food props for “Hannibal”.
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I image searched her. If this is her then I like Poon. A lot.
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Now you see what it’s like to surf the web for 5 minutes as DarkSock, leaving a metaphysical trail of breadcrumbs across the darker corners of the internet.
Neigh means neigh
“Ma’am, I’m sorry but store policy requires that you wear shoes in this establishment.”
Brunette has exact same expression as Evil Yellow Sunball – same grin and eyebrows. Creepy.
When Sock has the morning off, on the next Geraldo
If you stare at Juuwan long enough you realize that his upper torso is a replication of Plinky’s Mom’s junk; his head approximates her hermaphroditic clitoris, and his flayed open shirt resembles her flapping labia-storm of a blue waffle.
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Jacques linking to a blue waffle image in 3, 2, 1…
Also, if Mitt Romney were God the galaxy would be laid out like the stars in the background.
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Not necessarily a bad layout, mind you; architects like grids.
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Well…most architects…
Douche credentials in place, as are those of blond bleeth on right. But not in the league of, say, Poppa Squatter or yore.
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Jus’ sayin’
I wood.
That blonde has one swell rack !
Blondie looks like the love child of Quentin Tarantino and Ellen Barkin
Ellin Barkin, much like Terri Garr and Laura Dern, was in a special league of sultry.
the creature method of ‘gazangabanga mass-age’ always starts with ping pong paddles
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you know you’re dyin to try it blondie!
@ DarkSock
still pining for ‘Nanny & the Professor’ broad
btw…re pick 8:23, derby day at Chateau Sock?