Thursday, June 13, 2013
Orange 'Rus
Okay enough DD for today.
Time for us to get back to remembering what it is we mock around here.
Which is douches who run around clubs in Orange ‘Rus in the hopes of impressing real world sexy Semitic boobie proddle Rachel.
That, my friends, is unacceptable in a culture hoping to attain enlightenment.
Dolphin’s Yelp reviews say it all:
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“Arrive with three friends, clean cut and well dressed. Breeze through the line by getting bottle service ($200). Enjoy one of the best soundsystems in this part of town and ball out.”
Slightly hotter Joan Cussack bleeth make me one-quarter turgid and lukewarm for half of an unenthusiastic handjob.
Part time Blockbuster clerk and full time Trekkie, Mort Smallmann, gets his grove on by slowly shifting his weight from left to right out of sync with the music.
Ralph Hipsterman in the shorts and t-shirt must have not read the Yelp review that Dolphin Chicago is the club for the clean cut and well dressed who enjoy bottle service and the best sound system in this part of town.
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Dude Mc: I think she looks a bit more like John Cussack
hairless chimp go-go dancer
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& yes, wrestling boots are always gay…even on wrestlers (oxymoron)
What’s Benzino doing in the Chi?
“How many mistakes can you find in this picture?”
Really depressed that lately, my hometown is popping out more Tools than than Craftsman.
according to Google Maps, I live 1.6 miles from Dolphin.
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Time to move *sigh*
Damn, there are a lot of Chicago people posting. Can we take a roll call?
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I’ll go first.
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#1
#2
Dude has some skinned up knees and shit.
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Was he in the same cell block as The Donk?
I could really go for an Orange Julius right now.
#3?
Hahahahahahahaha…boobie proddle, WTF?
We’re out here heavy.
#4.
Chi-town represent baby!
how many of the above are Drueche?
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roll call
Just 3, Creatch. I see your panties are still in a bunch sweet cheeks.
Another thing Creturoonie, remember qho else used to freak out like a lady when I put in a different Name (required)? It was an actual lady, Medusa Oblongata. Anyway, I think its cute how you gals stick together.
Think Tits McGee makes 5.
Orange ‘Rus doesn’t wear socks. In the conventional sense.
Perhaps he is an alum of Syracuse University…Orangemen, get it?
Fuck everything. I’d party with this dude, then do things to his Cusack Stepsister that I’d need to gorge on vitamin E for several days in advance, fish oil shits be damned.
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I’m deep in the codeine canyon of horn-doggery. Son(s).
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Here’s the front view of mine neck plate:
Side view; now, like Donkey Douche, I can say that a gang of men laid me prone and screwed me deep in my throat.
I mean, troat. (respect, DW).
WTF Sock? If this event has been mentioned before, my too-infrequent visits here caused me to miss the explanation. Hope you’re OK.
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And The Benz just can’t get over his loss in the Douchies, can he? It’s pathetic, like a has-been actor who can’t leave the limelight. Or in his case, the orangelight.
Please tell me she’s there for her friends batchelorette party, and the’s the local talent?
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Jesus, Sock. Are those 3/8ths inch titanium screws?
TSA is going to have a field day with you, Sock.