Sunday, June 30, 2013
Revere Flea Market
Ah, Revere.
How little I actually knew about you while growing up in Brookline.
Well, I knew enough not to visit you.
Or date your women.
Or drive through you.
And yet, all these years later, I miss you too, Revere. Especially after Boston Sportspocalypse Week last week.
Nuthin’ wrong wit dat.
Do they sell fleas there?
I see turd people.
Get the duct tape. The full case. Apply liberally. Tape every orifice shut and securely tie down the hat tilt. Also duct tape him to the ground…. Stop the hip-hop hop hop by securing ass to asphalt.
Case of duct tape vs douche. Best investment ever!!
I made it about two seconds into The Beat. What happens?
‘The Douchebags are coming, the Douchebags are coming!’
^winner winner, chicken dinner!^
“Boston Bag…..oh, ummmmm, yeah: and Luggage…..”
What the fuck’s a “Fahmma’s Mock-it”?
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And they say Southerners talk funny.
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Word t’ya Muddah. Why, No?
Wicked funny!
LOL
“Fahmma’s Mock-it” ftw/l
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Good grief I needed that laugh 🙂
One if by land, two if by Pee.
I see stoooned people and shit.
been to the deep south & massaholio for stretches of time (fed protection programs) & folk in both places seemed kinda the same…yankees & crackers are alike, cept they talks different…& shit
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honkies
….cracker broads are less iritating…but just as dumb
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nepos
One if by hand, two if by thee (hott chicks recommended).
Is it too early to flame the bad pipe? Too late?
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Tuckers