Sunday, June 23, 2013
This Will Inspire U…
… 2 poo.
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I watched, and listened to the whole thing.
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There is no hope for humanity.
You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to climb a rope.
You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to fill out a job application.
You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to avoid child support.
You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to read the TV listings on the U-Verse menu.
I feel like I just watched a 4-minute PornHub fetish video on public masturbation.
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Speaking of which…BRB
One Day You May take pictures of shitty cars with nice wheels.
One Day U May see yourself as the world sees you.
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At :47 and 1:31, these guys sure know how to grip a pole. Clean and jerk indeed.
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And I was not prepared for 3:31.
One Day You May have your testes drop.
And when the girl at 3:47 turned around… (shudder)
One Day You May take a poop that doesn’t have the consistency of schmaltz.
One Day You May hear an Eminem song that’s not pseudo-autobiographical about how hard his life has been and fuck all them doubters and haters cuz he made it and he’s a responsible dad and successful in life and sounds like he’s trying to act tough while really on the verge of crying.
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But probably not.
The Old Choad’s father (well acquainted with the rigors of WWII and what it felt like to be hit by kamikaze shrapnel) considered guys like this (in his day — the 40s thru the 70s) to be “sissies.”
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.In retrospect, he was right, as such rampant narcissism is about as masculine as an autographed, Richard Simmons butt plug…
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….which I’m sure each of these fellows proudly owns.
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.Analrapists
I pooped in the sand at muscle beach once
these guys arms are so big they have to wipe each others arse
DB1 was right. About a minute into the video my bowels opened and I had to two-step it to the can.
“two step it…” That’s very descriptive.
I wish my car was that shiny.
dub step
Even their shadows have Bitch Tits. They are the Most Interesting Juiceheads in the World.
Their tattoos can bench press 500 pounds. They are the Most Interesting Juiceheads in the World.
They are charter members of the government’s Witless Protection Program. The are the Most Interesting Juiceheads in the World.
I got as far as climbing the swingset poles with arms only (well, arms only for the white guy). I can do that, or could until recently, and I have never lifted a weight in my life. It’s called not being overweight, whether from too much fat or too much muscle. I couldn’t watch any further than that, which I guess makes me a wimp, ultimately.
Hey Y’all,
I apologize for my previous post. My bad.
Hey Y’all,
You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when they are eating a pie I put poo in.
Ooops, sorry y’all, my bad
Hey Y’all
The eyetalian fellow in the blue suit is rather funny. Do you have any recipes that call for “Douchey Wallnuts”?.
Hey Y’all
I was using a darksock for contraception when my second befuddled son was born. Thank Y’all for loving me.
Notice how I held back and didn’t use retarded or darkie in my post?
Ooops, sorry y’all.
The Reverend’s video of how the world sees them is priceless.
I think they mean One Day You Might…
Write Sunday in the Park With Paris Hilton
Just think about that: 1 day U may.
Just think about that now.
Let us all praise the noble gentleman at 1:20 that chose to get into the video and silently mock from the background.