Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Trent's Chinatown Birthday Bash Will End in Frustration
For little does Trent know, but Myen Shii is Paid-to-Pose, Beijing Style.
And if you don’t know what this is, just be grateful you still have two kidneys.
I have no idea what that means. Some of my best friends are Asian American. Do not judge me. I don’t come to your place of business and tell you to stop trading stocks.
in the newly embraced capitalist economy, you sell the ‘product’ you have which is in demand
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peddlers
I don’t trade stocks. I buy them , then they reach their all-time low.
My dick hole burns just looking at this tart
Me likee her eye makeup.
I expected the John Malkovich remake of “Big Trouble in Little China” would be weird.
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Plisskins
I suspect she has bad front face.
Myen Shii appears to have a taut little body upon which I’d like to rub my nethers despite the fact that her grill is not optimal. I’m just sayin’.
I wonder how many times that evening Trent drunkenly bellowed the 5 lyrics he knows to “Brass Monkey”? Probably several.
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Brooklynindahouse
Looks sorta like Bangkok.
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Punjabs.
I like Asian hookers about 4′-9″ with hips about a foot wide. No more than 91 pounds with small mouths and hands and under 19. That’s all. Sons. And anal.
Never having succumbed to the yellow fever, the Old
Choad contented himself with a string of white, middle-class, suburban girls throughout his rutting/randy period.
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But he understands that the Asian coochie has both size (small) and lubricosity going for it.
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.None of this matters to him as he has a Moses-sized cock which inspires a Niagara of vaginal fluid in those fembots lucky enough to gaze upon it.
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.Or at least that’s what he tells himself.
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.Kinseys
Myen knows how much each kidney is worth. Trent has no idea he even has two kidneys.
Trent orders a No 69 to go. Hold the MSG.
How the hell do they fold their junk back between their legs and hold it their? Lordy, that must hurt to walk around like that all night until it slaps Trent in the face when he least expects it. And no one expects trouser snake in the face when preparing to eat fish taco-