Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Venus DeNecktattio
Hang Loose, Venus Denecktattio!!! Broski!!
Life is but a giant wave of pleasure and an endless summer of keggers and sunets, and no need to ever worry about dental insurance, I promise brah!!!
Cindy slums it, but her endless summer ends on Monday morning at 9am when she’ll be back at work at the temp agency and hunting for the waspy businesman with the white BMW, ideally named Chad or Kal, but Cindy’s not picky on names, and while he’ll have a mild case of alcoholism and a major case of emotional repression because he was bottle fed, Cindy will make do. Boobies.
But for that mixed ‘drink’, we’d be seeing Cindy’s nip right now. The agony!
Who’s holding the drink?
When his band breaks up in 5 and half odd weeks or so he has an exciting career in busing tables awaiting him.
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What’s wrong with that assholes nose? Did it come with that pair of sunglasses?
Apollo Oh-no
Cindy and her bff Mindy appear to have committed a great fashion faux pas and have worn the same sunglasses. And the same bad hair dye. Oh the horror !
Cindy’s fleshy mounds speak to me…they say, “cup me firmly & apply rapid thumb movement”
…yup, I speak fluent fleshy mound!
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translators
Lou Diamond Phillips head screwdriver to the temple. Somebody better check on Dark Sock. He was fucking wired last night.
That’s probably Kal (short for “Kalbino”) on the left.
I have spotted Chin Fung lean on Deneck. Everybody back away from the photo…