Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Benzino Takes a Chips n' Pear Break
It’s not easy being an uberdouche and partying with the slutty hotts on a full time basis.
In fact, it can be downright exhausting.
Ya gotta Bryll Cream your hair.
Grow a sexy Oates ‘stache.
Hang with ladies in short-shorts who like to flip off nearby cameras.
Sometimes it all gets too much for Benzino.
Times like that, Benzino needs a break. A chips n’ pear break.
I sense that the Ass-Sex Force is strong in that dark-haired one!
NOT HIM !!!
…just sayin’…
I can sense their brown eyes winking at me.
The butt-fuckery is strong with the bleeths.
Keepin it classy on Mom’s porch.
i wonder if they are going to SANCHEZ the ‘zino’?
Now that’s the kind of Porch Beef I can get behind. And by get behind I mean Hard Anal.
Hey Y’all,
I’ve got some wonderful porch beef recipes I will post later.
Is it just me or is Benzino aging faster than potato salad on a hot day?
Welcome back Nancy
Thank you Magnifica/tall guy
If Benzino would put one tenth the effort into, say graduating high school, as he does posing for all these pics, he might actually have a job. Just sayin.
I think I’m giving Benzino a pass on this one. Not from being a douchebag so much as I don’t really mind him being a D-bag in this pic cuz that’s some cool shit to have a couple hotts sloped over flashing their vevuzula holsters at us all.
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I can dig it.
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Like many greats before him, it’s almost becoming tolerable.
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I bet he could use a friend with a tasty cola beverage and some star tattoos right about now, if you know what I’m sayin…
their baby holes smell like Axe Lubricant
I can see their wiener clamps
I can see their estrus valves
I can see their stubble-halo’d yogurt sumps
I can see their seam clamps
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Girth Defibrillators
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Inverted Ponzi schemes
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Pollock canvases
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Meatstump switchboards
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Brownstar Duplex’s?
Benzino is a ‘bag for our times.
As the girls are demonstrating, it’s important to self-examine for rectal polyps twice weekly.
I don’t want to know where he dips those chips.