Thursday, July 25, 2013
Brothabag Perephone Scores Isis of Nile
Oh, right. This is the one where Perephone the Ancient challenges a hoard of angry Sumerians to a feats of strength, then tricks them using rope and tinderbox, only to win Isis of Nile’s heart after saving a goat from a tree branch.
Don’t worry. You wouldn’t know it. It’s one of the more obscure ancient Egyptian fairy tales.
You know. Like “Ramses and the Disappearing Case of Bud Light.” Or “Hotep Hits on the Mead Wenches.”
Sort of like the SyFy version of the myths of ancient civilizations. They were popular among the underclass, but never really made it to primetime.
Yup. No idea again.
I’m a little slow today, I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart
“Perephones adorning of the Soxian Robes”
“Bentleyrian Markings of the Forestern”
“Trading of Fine Silks for Spectecleese’s Lord Vision Aparratus and The Blinding of Loveless Pharoh Bleeths”
“Damn, Bitch, You Be Fine” and other psalms from the Ancient Sanscrit:
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Lo!, Hark! Damn, Bitch, You be fine
Finest tail in Ejuptt
Them pointy stone thangs out there in the sand
And that animal wit’ da dude head with the broked off nose
Done make me wantchyo’ curly azz
Jump in my hooptie, pulled by slaves
My dad has
A thousand horses, camels and assorted alpacas for your hand, but we jus’ hookin’ up……
Kno’ what I mean?
We just hookin’ up
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Damn, Bitch, you be fine
Just you n’ me today Vin. Lets get a slushie.
I’m up for a McFlurry. I’ll buy
Grandmaster Flush
So now PhotoShop sells make-up? Her face looks faker than Nikki Minaj on the cover of Black Hair Monthly:
So I have a subscription…gotta fap to somethin’.
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RealDoll Humpers.
^ The 40 subscriptions to Vibe ran out?
She’s not black, she’s Playdough.
Michael Jackson’s Ghost just called and said, “I’m blacker than that ‘Ho.”
Do you think that’s Mary J. Bligh’s real hair?
Tammy Faye Baker just called to tell Rhianna she wants her hair back.
Elton John just called Monica to say he wants his hair back.
Spike Lee now a ChiSox fan?
This is not that whole Jesus was a brotha thing is it?
No joke boss, thought of that Sanka ref this morning myself as I walked by a coffee cart walking to the office. Karma or sumpin’
Hey DB1,
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Not to be a douche, but “Perephone” was a woman, not a dude. 🙂