Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Evil Yellow Sunball Demands Pear Sacrifice
Will no one be able to satisfy the carnal demands of this cruel and twisted demigod??
Will no one be able to satisfy the carnal demands of this cruel and twisted demigod??
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It ranks itself honestly, or else it gets the hose. The plaid hose.
If this is an Ass Pear contest, that is a generous”6″
Kristen Schaal at a Pear contest. Ugh.
^ Vin.
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I think there’s a decimal point before the “6”.
Weak-chinned Linda from Accounting up next…
I don’t think either one of those guys handles much ass.
The picture is watermarked “gravity”.
John Largepearslappinman is judging by texture, sheen, and jiggliness.
Kristen Schaal in a Pear contest. Ugh.
I’d hit it hard.
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assmonkeys
It looks like the airport security checkpoint out of Albania.
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Speaking of homely lesbians – I have secured graphic photographic proof of Plinky’s Mom being service orally by another woman:
You got it all wrong; she’s pulling the number for the next up at a Gang Bang.
She’s got a seven ass. But when she was 15 she was a 9. And 14 gets ya 20. And 29 or 6 to 4. Son.
I’ma gotta get stoned. And piss.
This is gynecology under Obamacare. Take a number, stand in line and wait your turn for underqualified Dr. Largeman to quell his erection long enough to probe your vaginal cavity, searching for malignant growth with only a vague understanding of gynecological medicine and his unsanitary, bare fingers.
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That chick on the right can rip through a bag of Doritos with a vengeance and chug a large milkshake in fourteen seconds.
this must be Iowa!
….farmers like back fat & are generous in regards to wimmen….can she yank on a teat?
@Hermit
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Word
^No racist
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No, it’s not Iowa. It’s Canada. So…. pretty much the same thing.
I peed in a rockgina once.
Behold the glamorous Miss Slutty Stenographer 2013 Pageant held in Ho Ho Kus and Weehawken, the twin jewels in Jersey’s crown.